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Thanks a lot for yet another nice giveaway trentonlf your generosity is really appreciated. Please count me in with a chance as well for the following order of preference:

- Scourge: Outbreak - Ambrosia Bundle
- Huntsman: The Orphanage

Thanks again and +1 as always. Here's a very old joke that I read a long time ago in one of those 1001 laughs books:

Adam wore a fig leaf, Eve nothing at all
The fun began in Autumn,
when the leaves began to fall
Post edited June 12, 2014 by stg83
Thank you trentonlf.
I'm in for Momo1991.

A very vain and rich person once built a new house and had a label over the entrance saying "No unworthy man shall enter". When Socrates saw that, asked him: "where you will enter from?"
Thanks, In for:
Not The Robots
Survivor Squad

Well since this joke did good last time, i am recycling it again. :p

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of red, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.

Some hours later Holmes woke up, nudged his faithful friend and said, "Watson, I want you to look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson said, "I see millions and millions of stars." Sherlock said, "And what does that tell you?"

After a minute or so of pondering Watson said, "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Metereologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day today. What does it tell you?"

Holmes was silent for about 30 seconds and said, "Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!"
Post edited June 12, 2014 by lugum
I would love to enter for Huntsman please +1 and thanks :)

One night I walked down a dark alleyway, I stood on a mans arse and a woman said "Thank you!"

:)
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wy4786: Thanks for the giveaway!

I'm in.

1st choice; Garshasp: The Monster Slayer
Back-up; Party of Sin

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

BREATHE! GOD DAMMIT, BREATHE!
I'm in for this guy. Nice joke :)
**bump**
Bump again. Maybe have too many Steam keys. Will have more for GOG next time.
Wow! Thanks for the giveaway! +1

:))

I'm in for Blue Toad Murder Files

Backup: Cube & Star: An Arbitrary Love


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A mangy looking guy walks into a very classy restaurant and orders a steak. The waitress says: "I'm sorry, but I don't think you can pay for your meal." The guy admits, "You're right. I don't have any money, but if I show you something you haven't seen before, will you give me my supper?"

The waitress, both curious and compassionate, says, "Only if what you show me isn't risque."

"Deal!" says the guy and reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a hamster. He puts the hamster on the ground and it runs across the room, directly to a piano. The hamster then proceeds to climb up the piano, and starts playing Gershwin songs.

The waitress says, "You're right. I've never seen anything like that before. That hamster is truly good on the piano." The guy sits back and enjoys a fine steak supper with all the trimmings.

Shortly thereafter, he asks the waitress, "Can I have a piece of that fine blueberry pie I see on the dessert cart over there?" "Only if you got another miracle up your sleeve", says the waitress. The guy reaches into his coat again and pulls out a frog. He puts the frog on the table, and the frog starts to sing up a storm!

A stranger from a nearby table runs over to the guy and offers him $300 for the frog. The guy says "It's a deal." He takes the three hundred and gives the stranger the frog. The stranger runs out of the restaurant with dollar signs in his eyes and a big smile on his face.

The waitress says to the guy "Are you some kind of nut? You sold a singing frog for $300? It must have been worth millions!"

"No", says the guy. "The hamster is also a ventriloquist."
Post edited June 12, 2014 by SalarShushan
In and +1!

First choice - Party of Sin
Backup choice - Scourge: Outbreak - Ambrosia Bundle
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A guy walks into a strange antique shop. While looking around at the shop's wares, he notices a small bronze statue of a rat. The statue is priced at $10.

He brings it to the counter and asks the owner "This is bronze, isn't it? This looks like more than $10 worth of bronze. What's with this?" and the owner replies "Ah, it's $10 for the bronze rat, but it'll be $1,000 for the story behind it." The guy replies "Nah, forget the story, I'll just take the rat." The man purchases the rat and begins heading home, feeling he got a good deal, even though he thought it seemed like a strange choice of subject for making a statue.

As he walks down the street, he hears a chittering noise behind him. Looking back, he notices a few rats following him. He shrugs, and continues walking until the noise starts to gradually get louder. Looking back again, there are a few more rats following him, with more joining from gutters and alleyways.

The guy starts feeling unnerved. He begins to pick up the pace, but it's pretty clear to him that he can't outrun them for long. More and more rats keep coming; the sounds get louder and more frantic. "It must be the statue!" the man thinks to himself.

His route home goes by the nearby waterfront, which he notices he has now reached. Thinking quickly, the man runs down one of the piers; there are now many hundreds of rats screeching and scampering after him. As he nears the end of the pier, he grips the bronze rat, reaches behind him, and flings it out into the water.

The hundreds and hundreds of screeching rats who were following him now run past him, leaping from the pier into the water. The man stands there agape, watching all the rats jump in the water after the statue, following it to the point of drowning themselves.

The guy frantically rushes back to the antique shop. The owner has a delighted expression on his face when the man bursts back in the door, and tells him "Ah! So, NOW do you want to hear the story behind the bronze rat?"

The man, panting from his run, replies "Well, no... but actually... I was wondering... do you have any... bronze lawyers?"
Post edited June 13, 2014 by LaithArkham
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trentonlf: GIVEAWAY IS CLOSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONGRATS TO ALL WINNERS
Thank you for Scourge!
Congratulations to the other winners.
GIVEAWAY IS CLOSED!!

Winners have been given their games, enjoy!!


EDIT: Winners listed below

wy4786
LoboBlanco
Momo1991
madth3
Dzsono
stg83
SalarShushan
LaithArkham
Post edited June 14, 2014 by trentonlf
Thank you very much for the game and congratulations to the other winners! :D
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LoboBlanco: Thank you very much for the game and congratulations to the other winners! :D
Same here! Thank you so much for this giveaway, Trentonlf.
I've been wanting to play the game you gave me for several years now. I am ssoo going to enjoy this!

Congratulations to all the winners too :D
Thanks trentonlf, I'm going to enjoy this :)
Thanks again trenton!