Stilton: Please tell me I'm wrong and that everyone out there is just as normal as me (I really am a Viking, by the way, honestly).
katya_stevens: Oh, there's no need to worry. I'm not a horned reaper from the Dungeon Keeper games -- I just killed and skinned one. Keeps all my imps motivated, I tell you, the heroes suitably petrified, and believe me when I say that
no other horned reapers have ever caused trouble in MY dungeon, for they know what fate awaits them if they do.
Phew, that's a relief. I thought I was going quietly barmy. Now I'm off to polish my long boat.