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Yarr shiver me timbers! Avast ye scurvy dogs!

Tis be the month o' September, and tis be th' month which we pirates be havin' our international day!

So as t' prop'rly celebrate I be thinking that we should be havin' a nice pirate feast. So git ready ye scurvy infested landlubbers an' be ready to spread sum pirate cheer. Raise yer jolly roger and sail wit' us on this adventure full of booty until the 19th o' September. Which be the day in which ye all have ta speak like true barnacle bottomed blaggards and also th' day when we be diggin' up all of our plundered booty and share it like rum with all yer fellow shipmates.

Th' pirate code (more like guidelines)

Yarrr ye must speak like a Pirate in this 'ere thread!
Ye must be well known in all th' right ports so that th' lads say that ye not be a weevil eating scabby blowfish. Or hav' at least a rep o' 25
Ye must be a grog swillin' flea ridden hook handed sea dog!
Ye will be th' ninjas worst enemy!

So 'ere is mine own booty!

Plundered from the GOG shores:
The Blackwell Bundle: REDVWIN ain't afraid of no ghostie.
Wastelad 1: Th' original classic: fraien08 will be fightin' mutated beasties.
I hav' no mouth n' I must screem.
NOX the ™ un', not the not nox un'.: Went to that sea dog Fantasysci5
SuperHecksagon: Went to our feath'red pirate LaPtiteBete
Imperialism II: Th' age o' ecksploration : Der coin flipped an' fell on th' owl side; LaPtiteBete

From the Humble Isles!
Super Hexagon (times 2): Gede and gamefood both get this bit o' loot each.
Hero Siege.

Plundered under th' noses o' the Steam Company
Boson X (Get yer minds out of th' gutter ye horny scallywags)
Capsized
Savant
Super Heksagon
Hotline Miami
Stealth 2: A game o' clones

Arrr any freebotes and corsairs wantin' t' join in this 'ere enterprise arre welcome! Tharr means ye can sail and share the booty or you can throw in some o' yer own plunder. All loot is welcome, no questions asked

Ahoy mateys! Yo ho ho and a bottle o' rum!
Post edited September 20, 2015 by j0ekerr
Ahoy! Yarr stinking wastrel!

Not in but let's keep this boat afloat. +1
Arrr. Tis a fine thing ye be doin' hyar matey! (not in)
And a +1 for ye. :-)
One day I will stab your back, pilate-san! So I'm not in, but plovide you a humble +1!
Addin' to yarr reputation, for sharin' ye plunderr!! .-D
Post edited September 11, 2015 by AgentBirdnest
Yaaarrr !!

Am a grog swillin' flea ridden hook handed sea owl... can't speak like a pirate, but ye know what I mean. :)
+1 for ye, yo ho ho... an' a bottle o' rum!

(Interested in Super Hexagon or Imperialism II: Th' age o' ecksploration)... :)
Yarrr, +1 for the booty! I be not in.
Yarrrr! They call me Doe-eyed Jack!

I ate Chocolate chip cookies this morning! WITHOUT MILK!

Not in by the way

YARRRR!!!!
Y'aaaar matey! I was in port talking to old Blackbeard, and he told me about this legendary treasure called "Nox". For a few gold coins, he divulged the location. Armed with shovels, I find myself here...but it seems I'm not the only one the old man told! I'll put me shovel in for "Nox" please.
Yarr! I won't be takin' a part o' your booty, but I'll give ye a +1 fer t'effort.

Here's a wee ditty for a bit o' fun: The Captain's Wife's Lament
Yarrr matey! Tis 'n a great booty. I'll give ye a+1 for it!.
Not in though!
pirates are scary, so not in :)
Post edited September 11, 2015 by apehater
I be takin th' bottle o' Rum yarrrrr holy crap I bet your entire post was underlined in red. lol. Not in since I'm amidst another giveaway but +1 for the loot and another for the show of character!! Well done
Yarrr! I be tryin' me grog swillin' flea ridden luck with bloody sunken NOX. Ma rotten drain bone wrinkles fer a crew is worthless.
Arrr, mate! 'Tis a date carved into my agenda, even if I'm not the talkie kind of pirate! (I turn subtitles on when possible).

How generous, sharin' ye fine loot with us sailors! Had I been on my prime, I'd poke a'fellow buccaneer in the good eye, snatch that GOG SuperHecksagon with m'bare hooks, run as fast as m'wooden legs would carry me, across the plank, jump over t'sharks, and swing over to m'boat! Now, as 'n old sea dog, I see yer a fine lad. Full wind t'yer sails.