Banned because not everybody has teeth far enough apart to fit this disgusting wire inbetween without it getting stuck from the extreme pressure of pushing wisdom teeth.

Banned for having your wisdom teeth removed and becoming significantly more foolish.

Banned for being partially a dog.

Banned for cuddling with children while attending a parade in a creepy dog mask and little else.

Banned for wearing a creepy person mask and little else while cuddling with dogs.

^ banned for falling down a mine shaft and being in a very dark place now

Banned for being a bad mother... I'll shut my mouth.

^ banned for just talking about "shaft"

Banned because "fruit midgets and dogwater" are not a lunch. What the hell?

Banned for referencing Ren & Stimpy, but not doing it often enough.

^ banned for not posting a link to the Happy Happy Joy Joy Song, as did I

Banned for condoning animals slapping their asses together.

^ banned for watching

^ Banned for modeling for that strange interactive cartoon where a dull-witted British man spanks a literal monkey faster with every click until it punches his balls so hard they pop out of his eye-sockets.

^ banned for causing me to visualize a British man with monkey balls protruding from his eye sockets

EDIT:

I had to post this: Sockets

Banned because at least you didn't stumble upon it in your youth. (Seriously, he sounded like English Homer Simpson.)