Banned so you can ban me again. Hopefully it will work this time!
Banned for not enjoying the best source of parody encyclopedia cringe which isn't even a parody!

Banned for misusing the word "cringe".

^ banned for not calling people out for their grammatical mistakes sooner

Banned for rhyming “Iron” with “I yearn”.

banned for making a joke of the oriental man, Mr. Ri Ming, because you think that his name is humorous

Banned for implying that his name is somehow related to a bone in your arm.

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^ banned... because wow, could not you have just suggested that he be banned for either not being able to spell the word "humerus" or not knowing the difference between the humerus bone and "humorous," the word meaning funny?

Banned, Because no

^ banned for posting only three words and with insufficient reason as required... perhaps the three word thread better matches your capability

^ Banned for posting something that better belongs in the baseless allegations thread; the evidence provided is purely circumstantial and wouldn't withstand scrutiny in a courtroom.

^ banned, because convincing the jury is the key; you should know that, counselor

Banned for not giving everyone free counseling.

Banned for expecting slavery of medical professionals to be a human right.

Banned for enslaving your own feet.