Banned for being a know-it-all.

Banned for not knowing enough.

Banned for Amiga > ST.

^Banned because I`m not sure if you are acknowledging that Amiga>ST or throwing doubt onto the truth.

Banned for uncertainty.

Banned, because the only thing (someone can be) certain (about) in this life, is death.

^Banned for possibly referring to HeresMyAccount as "someone", when for all we know, hiding behind that mysterious avatar, could be a moggy, a doggie, or a froggie (the latter of which, is singing with Paul McCartney).

Banned because you w-

The Rock says it doesn't matter if your candy ass gets a reason for why you are banned!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXsGr21GD0M

Banned for breaking the 2 stars combo.

Banned for doing the same?

Banned because I was just continuing jsidhu762's combo.

Banned because i like only Scorpion's combo from MK Trilogy, the one he uses one handed axes.

Banned because... oh, the hell with it. Get over here!

Banned because I can't think of a reason.

Banned for being unreasonable.