Banned for speaking of those fake squares as "cheese". Bacon!

Banned for being a naive dog and not realizing that you're eating Beggin' Strips.

^ banned for expelling particularly nasty fog darts

^ banned for creating the fog over in Silent Hill.

Banned for not appreciating the spookiest weather pattern.

^ banned because a twister is arguably the "spookiest" weather phenomenon

Banned because tornados are too noisy and destructive; spookiness requires subtlety and mystery. Seriously, I would actually temporarily ban you for that oversight. Maybe an hour, even if you were asleep when I did it.

^ Banned for not playing very stealthy in WereWolf: The Apocalypse Earthblood, so he was instead just slaughtering all enemies with no subtlety and no mystery.

Banned for trying to do that in Alone in the Dark and being killed immediately.

^ banned because few things are spookier than a silent, dark, ominous, funnel cloud in the distance or a malevolent and foreboding twister in the distance which is making a low, rhythmic, and eerie noise

I have experienced both and I know first hand what effect it can have on ones psyche.

Banned for being morbidly in shape. I'll reveal something else for the public: Hooyaah is actually from Oklahoma and his girlfriend is from Louisiana.

^ banned for being so close... I'm from Texas and my wife is from just west of the Sabine river

YEEEE-HAAAAAH!!!

Banned for saying "YEEEE-HAAAAAH!!!"

Banned for anti-texan sentiment.

banned and promoted to Major Banning Officer for supporting a Texas man's right to give a Rebel Yell, YEEE-HAAAH!!!

and a Texas woman's right to Yell a Dixie Gal's holler, WOOOO-HOOOOH!!!