Banned for being Antonio Bannederas.

Banned because I'm waiting for the sequel of the movie you were in. I'm talking about this one:

https://www.gog.com/forum/general/why_the_person_above_you_should_be_banned/post16358

^ banned for having high expectations for a sequel

Banned because sequels can be good. It's usually the threequels that are bad.

Banned for disrespecting the best Saints Row game.

Banned for typing fighting words that I agree with.

Banned for discrediting my opinion by agreeing with it, therefore making it seem like crazy talk.

^ banned because "Crazy Talk" is the name of a native American friend of mine

Banned because I have reservations about what you just said... I'll ban myself for that one.

^ BANNED!

Because, the first time I met "Crazy Talk," he was walking out of the Blood Drive trailer and he was so tall and high up that all that come out of my mouth was, "Wow, are you full-blooded?"

He just shook his head and replied, "Pint low."

^ Got Banned?

Banned for questioning bans

Banned for acknowledging the questioning of bans.

^ banned for planning a ban and not implementing your plan

^ Banned for not being able to seem-ingly understand how to properly use those dream-y infernal, internal rhyme schemes.