Banned for using FireWire.

^ banned for ordering a Linux Fedora hoping to wear it to a party this Friday

HMA is banned for lighting his wire on fire.

^ neumi5694 is banned for posting a reason to ban HMA and continuing the process leading to the inevitable ban of you

I am banned for skipping over you twice in a row.

^ banned for trying to tell me how and why to do the job of banning you

Banned for telling me to not do your job even though you can't stop me.

Banned because I'm curious to know your opinion of the Alien:Isolation game, and if the Metroid and Contra series should be considered Alien games in spirit.

^ banned for imprisoning the spirit of an alien within an Xbox

Banned for growing a moustache and thinking that you're special because of it.

Oh, and you're banned as well for beating around the bush with this whole "in spirit" crap. Metroid is a bootleg Alien game and you know it.

^ banned for not being able to grow a robust moustache and thereby display your vibrant, sexy machismo

Banned for apparently being a fan of Don Frye.

^ banned for being responsible for the flambé "accident" which claimed Don Frye's moustache

EDIT: (quotation)

Banned for being responsible for the spaghetti incident.

Banned because Hooyaah didn't grow a mustache; he was born with it.

Banned because I had spaghetti last night.

Banned for addressing Metroid but not Contra.