Banned for not playing on European Extreme

Banned for being an extremist.

Banned for playing Pangaea extreme.

^ banned because extreme is not sufficiently exorbitant

^ Banned because what, is the newest super-continent not big enough for you?

Banned because this super continent ain't big enough for the two of us.

^ banned, for Pangaea is bound to have a break up over all of this division

Banned for dividing things by breaking them, and for being too continental.

Banned in honor of all the super continents that assembled before Pangaea.

Banned because all this talk about land masses is making me intercontinentally ballistic.

^ banned for being incontinent

Banned for being Incontinentia Buttocks

^ banned, because although you are a large theropod and an apex predator of the Cretaceous period, you cannot yet determine the sexual difference between humans... just remember "Meat stick, male and hot pocket, female," okay"

^ Banned for teaching Mr_Whiffles biology.

Banned for depriving dinosaurs of access to education. You've just made dinosaurs launching a space program to deflect large asteroids on collision course with Earth even more unlikely.