Banned because Joan Rivers begged to differ, since Michael is the (past) name of a former president's wife!

Banned for illiteracy.

Banned for not being born in Kenya.

Banned for letting a fox lick your camera. Fox tapeworms are bad, mkay.

Banned, because his name isn't mkay, it's McKay

Banned because he's also overweight from eating McDonald's all the time. So he's a big McKay.

Banned because McDonalds is a scam; their "big" is too little, pictures lie, son! Big and GOOD quality burgers can be found only at PAX BURGERS, the best there ever was!

Banned for supporting local businesses.

Banned for making that dumb website built on the phrase "support our boobies" and every picture is of Blue-Footed Boobies, native to England.

Banned, because what kind of boobies you like depends mainly on how old you are. I tend to like the Blue-Footed variant more and more every year, so I'm very thankful for that website. You will know what I'm talking about in 30 to 40 years.

Banned for being a nerd-bird!

Banned for not being a bird nerd!

Banned for codeine addiction.

Banned for hydrogen monoxide addiction.

^ Banned for overuse of hydrocodone