Banned for not being "classy"

Banned for not being "sassy".

Banned for being Lassie.

Banned for being Messi.

Banned for impersonating the fully tamed, friendly, playful, adorable, Russian Puma named Messi.

Banned for being suprised that your so called pet puma have eaten your face.

Banned for not using the third person singular present indicative of have in error, removing the sting of your otherwise witty retort

Banned because he is still posting after I banned him/her.

banned for not saying Ole

Banned because you didn't Killuminati; now the korona-virus is estimated to infect -or even worse- wipe out, 60% of world population! I warned you about the Population Control Project, along with all the rest of their miserable plans!

(well at least, i am going to survive, because i have ancient chinese secret medicine ^_^ )

Banned for not knowing that good wine from foudangereux inc. is the only medicine you need ( and I raise my prices) :) .

Banned because wine is weak and not suitable for tinctures; especially so, when chosen as basis, for potent herbal or animal parts. Ricewine only maybe and even then, triple distilled vodka of over 35% is much better. Mere alcohol isn't medicine in and by itself, unless disinfectant uses, to be applied externally.

Banned for disrupting a sca... a commercial effort.

Banned for telling the "interrupting cow" knock-knock joke

Banned for mooing it along.