Banned for promoting drugs

Banned because you don't love or support, President Duterte!

Banned for spelling Trumps name wrong.

Banned for not supporting Brexit.

Banned for being a weakling who fears the ring when Tom Bombadill could have worn the ring as a cock ring while dancing and singing all the way to Mt. Doom with it. He would still be home in time for supper with Goldberry with flowers in hand.

Darn it, I need to read Lord of the Rings again.

Banned because Lurtz wasn't in the novels. Boromir was actually killed by hundreds of arrows.

Banned for accepting the Red Book facts as actual facts. Conspiracy against orks is all it was.

Banned because orcs are so last year; uruk hai are tons better!

Banned because the Haradrim are better than the Uruk-hai.

Banned for insinuating that the Haradrim are more fearsome than even a single Balrog.

Banned because I have a pet balrog called dave and he's very friendly and not at all fearsome.

Banned for keeping a character from Street Fighter 2 as a pet.

Banned because you must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance.

Banned because Chun Li (and her spinning bird kick) was hot... :p

Banned for masturbating to Street Fighter hentai :D