Banned for waiting on proposals

Banned for not offering 'no solution' chap a Labatt Blue while waiting for the better solution.

Banned for assuming that there's a better solution.

Banned creating the Final Solution.

Banned for getting really dark really quickly.

Banned for not setting the clock forwards.

Banned because time keeps on slipping into the future.

Banned because from Canada.

Banned for coming from Norway.

Banned for caring about country of origin.

Banned because before I beat the game, the game must beat me.

Banned because like what I once said, your reasons to ban someone are always unrelated to either the previous post or account's profile! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Banned out of using too many exclamation marks... crossed the line by one.
No wait, miscalculated, it was within limits. But, too late now, the State Is Always Right™

Banned for accepting the status quo.

Banned because everyone is getting alpha keys for the next WoW expansion, but I checked my inbox to find...nothing...

I finally know what it is like to be an atheist on any religious holiday.