tinyE: Oh hey, welcome to GOG. :D
We have punch and pie over in the corner. There is karaoke every Tuesday night, and we sacrifice a goat to Toru Iwatani every Thursday night.
If we can do anything to help, let us know, and I hope you enjoy your stay. :D
Nicole28: Tiny, is that your greeting to anyone who visits your B&B? I think it's welcoming. :D
Nicole28: Totally! Many gadgets of the yesteryear are functioning well, while you can get a modern-day product cracking within a few months.
Nicole28: Last night, true story BTW.
We get hit by the biggest and baddest blizzard that November has seen in 38 years. Fucking Hell On Earth.
We had guests scheduled, but figured there was no way they were showing up.
About 7pm, we lose power, as does everything within 60 miles. The includes exterior lights, all street lights, everything.
About 10:30 I hear this knocking, which I can barely hear over the continued pounding of this storm, out on our font porch. Realizing our guest actually made it, but also can't tell if anyone is here with no lights, I run down there waving this camping lantern in front of me so they know I'm coming. Again, I'm not embellishing here. :P
So they're both covered in ice and snow. They been driving this little 2 wheel drive piece of shit in this whiteout for the past five hours. It took them three just to get the last 30 miles. They never did get up the driveway which slopes up and had to walk the last 200 yards to the porch.
The point of this post, the greeting. Typically I just show them their room and let them go. No. I built them a huge fire and gave them a brand new bottle of gourmet spiced rum, on the house. Last time I saw them they were cuddled up in front of the fire thawing out letting the rum kick in, smiling.