dtgreene: So, it seems I have no king. Therefore, it is no longer possible for me to be in check, and therefore impossible for me to lose the game.
My move? I take one of my pawns, move it to each of your pieces, and remove them from the game. Now it's your turn, and you have no pieces. Your move? (Note that you have no valid moves at this point, so your only options are to concede or accept a draw.)
(By the way, anyone familiar with chess should know that, under standard chess rules, it's impossible for two kings to be next to each other.)
Fairfox: welp id get a marker pen an'
draw nu pieces onto teh board! you wud nevah,
evah b able 2 take 'em! GENIUS. tho id nevah,
evah b able 2 take yours neither :/
soooo itd
still b a draw non?
...raaaaawwwwwwwwwr!!111 *flips table 'n' flails*
No, because I reverse concede and therefore win the game. (Conceding is giving up, in that it is an automatic loss; reverse conceding would be an automatic win, which of course, if it were allowed, would turn the game into "who can reverse concede" first.)