Plokite_Wolf: "Every game" =/= "games published by Interplay that is known to rack up prices on their own"
Got any more exaggerations to debunk?
BananaJane: Debunk the size of my ass, you're not getting me to cross reference my entire fucking library
Sure. Let's go through this step-by-step:
1. The avatar implies someone of a weightier nature. Based off visual approximation through computer imaging techniques, this would suggest that the size of your keister is around 42 inches, give or take.
2. However, your avatar also seems to be a female. By general law of the internet, 80% of all users who use a female avatar are actually males, making it statistically likely that you are indeed a male.
3. If we assume you're a male and that your avatar is lying, it follows that the rest of the avatar is lying, meaning that you look nowhere near what it presents (and quite frankly, I hope to God that you don't).
4. Since males, on average, exaggerate their features by about 6% (again using statistics), we can deduce that your rear end is actually around 6% smaller than you claim it is. As such, we have an estimate of your butt being about 40 inches wide.
5. We can't stop here, however, since we have to take physiology into account as well. The amount of butthurt you have for people who try to help you answer your questions indicates a reduction in the rear end of about 5-6 inches, putting you somewhere in the range of approximately 35 inches.
6. This in itself is reduced further as high sodium intake can sap muscle size by absorbing water, so we have to take off another 2-3 inches due to the amount of salt you have against somebody trying to point out the difference between the terms "some" and "literally every" and suggesting you list some games for an example such that others can better help you. This places you at about 32 inches.
7. In conclusion, your butt is nearly 10 inches scrawnier than you'd have us believe.
Any questions?