That's what I thought. Boy, was I confused for a bit.

Mello Yello, my second favorite drink.

Cashew milk.

I didn't know people actually drank those things.
What's it taste like?

Like Coke's attempt at Mountain Dew :P

It tastes like a sweeter and smoother version of Mountain Dew, or something like that... Get one for yourself, you wont regret it!
(apparently I drink more that what I thought, looking around I have a couple of bottles I need to get rid of :P )

My saliva. I'm not drinking anything at the moment.

As the common digression from the topic; I find coffee completely distasteful.
The reason to drink it is the same as for alcohol; not for any specific flavour, but it's inherent chemical effects.
The relaxation one might have due to the first warm coffee in the morning can easily be replaced by just having hot water.
How sweet or milky it tastes is additives and if I added a large enough dose of warm sugary milk to just about any beverage they would taste better (try chocolate, coffee has nothing on chocolate).
Go ahead grab your favourite soda, at worst it'll be like a warm 'spider'.
Coffee, the 'best' Coffee you can get; the most coffee,coffee tastes like god damn battery fluid even prepared by a barista.
Simply put there are a million things to subject my body to and while drinking coffee isn't one of the worst, this isn't a race to the bottom.
Coffee can be kept in the back draw next to those flowery tea samples, i'm sticking to fresh completely bitter lemon juice.

What's with all the coffee hate? This fora is home to mostly gamers right? Gamers live on caffeine and sugar.

Also I cannot believe that there are only two (!) people here that likes coffee.

Iced water with lemon juice. Very simple, but really refreshing!

Whisky. Specifically, Bowmore "Darkest" 15 y/o single malt Scotch.

A bottle of Lucozade.

You had me up until this point.

Well I'd rather be drinking an Irn-Bru, but that shit is expensive over here. :)

Mostly V8 Splash. I picked up some Welch's white grape and peach today.

Next week, I may either buy some Knobb Creek bourbon whiskey or some Elmo Pio sweet red wine. It depends if I win some money from the scratch-off lottery.

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Knob Creek is nice, but I prefer Maker's Mark of even Woodford Reserve.