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what are unreal estates?

well i think the best way is, if i let Pilz-E the financial genius and founder of the unreal estate market, explain it to you.

Pilz-E introduces unreal estates

and here is a text version, if you couldn't follow him in the video

be quick and get you own unreal estate, before they're sold out :)

its tha deal of your life-time + you can over-insure your unreal estate and then burn it down
Post edited March 21, 2016 by apehater
Nah... I put all my money into WLAN cables.
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toxicTom: Nah... I put all my money into WLAN cables.
ahh you got scammed, the WLAN cables are included in the unreal estate anyway. and i toss one high speed bluetooth cable just for you, for free.
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apehater: you can over-insure your unreal estate and then burn it down
You can burn something down? Where's snowkatt and crewdroog? They must hear of this!
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apehater: you can over-insure your unreal estate and then burn it down
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zeogold: You can burn something down? Where's snowkatt and crewdroog? They must hear of this!
they're busy with burning down their apartments i guess and they surely forgot to over-insure them heheheh
Post edited March 21, 2016 by apehater
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apehater: ahh you got scammed, the WLAN cables are included in the unreal estate anyway. and i toss one high speed bluetooth cable just for you, for free.
I have the feeling I get scammed all the time. I still wait for the keys of my mansion on the moon that I bought in the mid-90's...
Too bad there's not enough text here to feed into my predictive text generator.
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apehater: you can over-insure your unreal estate and then burn it down
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zeogold: You can burn something down? Where's snowkatt and crewdroog? They must hear of this!
EVERYTHING CAN AND WILL AND SHALL BE BURNINATED IN THE NAME OF GLORIOUS BURNINATING FIRE !!!
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apehater: ahh you got scammed, the WLAN cables are included in the unreal estate anyway. and i toss one high speed bluetooth cable just for you, for free.
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toxicTom: I have the feeling I get scammed all the time. I still wait for the keys of my mansion on the moon that I bought in the mid-90's...
i'm pretty sure that someone really sold moon apartments and you'll surely find now someone who'd sell you mars apartments (they taste great :))
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dtgreene: Too bad there's not enough text here to feed into my predictive text generator.
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Running the transcript through my predictive text generator:

price of fifty cents, that would hold your eyes and I sure do. You look to own h
ome? Now you three dollars really spread out.

Pillz-E: Tired of fifty cents, that says, "Slutty whore" with an arrow pointing at Germaine.

Pillz-E: I can't afford real estate.

Pillz-E: Well, most people can't afford a sign that says, "Poor poets do dirty things."

Germaine: Dude, I'm an unreality. Just close your spot as first in my head?

Pillz-E: And it's all within your mind.

Pillz-E: I sell to give me like to you the alligator for this whole elaborate scheme.

Germaine: You know, if you three dollars.

Pillz-E: And it's all within your eyes and I sometimes over-insure my head?

Begley holds a nominal fee of fifty thousand square foot bedrooms? It's yours. Pesky neighbours bothering you? Go for this unreal estate?

Germaine: So, you can relive the American dream.

Germaine: Unreal estate?

Pillz-E: I sometimes over-insure my head?

Pillz-E: Is three dollars for $3."

Begley holds a nominal fee of actual property.

Germaine: Unreal estate?

Pillz-E: However, I sure do. You just keep on dreaming.
dirty things."

Pillz-E: In your eyes and picture it. Eighteen swimming pools? Not a sign that says, "Slutty whore" with an unreality. Just close your mind.

Pillz-E: I have the house of fifty cents, that says, "Her ass spreads out!"

Pillz-E: Tired of your own home? Now you three dollars, you now, unreal
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apehater: i'm pretty sure that someone really sold moon apartments and you'll surely find now someone who'd sell you mars apartments (they taste great :))
Not sure about apartments. But land was indeed sold. *snickers*

Hey, there's a whole Milky Way to sell, someone will buy it... feels like living in Kinder Country where everything is possible.
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dtgreene: "Her ass spreads out!"
O_o

Your "predictive text generator" has a dirty mind...
Post edited March 21, 2016 by toxicTom
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apehater: i'm pretty sure that someone really sold moon apartments and you'll surely find now someone who'd sell you mars apartments (they taste great :))
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toxicTom: Not sure about apartments. But land was indeed sold. *snickers*

Hey, there's a whole Milky Way to sell, someone will buy it... feels like living in Kinder Country where everything is possible.
...
something tells me, that you got tricked with candy into buying that moon apartments
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toxicTom: Nah... I put all my money into WLAN cables.
Maybe you can win some of that money back by investing in this.
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dtgreene: "Her ass spreads out!"
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toxicTom: O_o

Your "predictive text generator" has a dirty mind...
Actually, that particular phrase happens to appear in the original text. When the text is short, it tends to copy things from the text verbatim, especially when certain words appear only once in the text. The results are more interesting if I feed it a larger volume of work, such as Alice in Wonderland. (As snowkatt pointed out in another thread, it generated the phrase 'Beautiful Soup, so dreadfully savage!' (The word "so" is pretty common, so when it appears, the predictive text generator has a lot of choices of what word to use next.)