JMich: Is this the modern version of "I don't own a TV set"?
I recall how big a thing it felt when I got my first PC which had no internal floppy drive.
I had prepared for it though, by copying any important stuff from floppy disks to either the hard disk, or CD-R discs. And retail floppy PC versions were fine too as long as I had installed them, then there was usually no need for the original floppies anymore, you could just zip and copy the installed games directly.
The-Business: It's "My notebook is so thin that I slice bread and capitate zombies with it."
My next laptop will probably not have at least an internal optical drive because I use optical discs so rarely, and if I'd play some old CD game, I'd be more likely to play them on my older "retro-PCs".
And I guess I could always buy an external USB DVD drive as well...