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Posted August 13, 2016
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snowkatt: i actually think the fourth movie is better then the first 3
thats not saying much a pile of shit with glitters is still a pile of shit

but tf 4 in my opinion is better then 1 2 and 3
especially better then 2

the story wasnt complete bullshit
i didnt want to strangle the cast after 10 seconds
the obnoxious comedy relief died pretty damn fast in
neither welles nor kubrick have anything to worry about but compared to the previous 3 agew of extiction is still the "best"
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Breja: The first one I actually didn't mind too much. I never cared for Transformers, so I didn't much like it, but I didn't hate it either. At least being the first it was something new-ish. The second one is probably the worst. The third still sucked hard, but a tiny bit less then 2. The fourth one was shit in ways new and old, but still utter shite overall. I hated the new cast almost as much as the old, the story sucked, nothing about anything made a lick of sense, the visuals were lazy, and what pissed me off the most- it was still the same shit over and over for the fourth time, with no invention, no sense and no backstory ever explored. Nothing about the damn transformers makes sense, and four movies in nothing ever gets explained. Mind you, I don't really remember those movies well enough to review them all over now. They are all just hours upon hours of grey, bland CGI punching each other in a series of terribly boring fights.
oh yeah all that is true no doubt about it
i just hated 4 less then the other 3
and i am a transformers fan so my experience is obviously different

these days it has turned in to: lets see what they plan to fuck over now

and 2 is the absolute pits i cant even watch that with out fast forwarding
the only thing i like is how it tackled pretenders
and thats because neither the original comic nor cartoons or toys actually did anything with the idea

( pretenders are transformers pretending to be humans ie that alice character in tf 2 )
Posted December 07, 2016
The new trailer is out.

So I guess Unicron is making an appearance.


Also... Optimus Prime is now evil.

Thank you Michael Bay for ruining a childhood favorite of mine!
Posted December 07, 2016
Nope. I refuse to even click on it, just as with the Guardians of the Galaxy 2 trailer. I know I have no interest in those movies, and I'm not going to contribute to them boasting about how it's the most watched trailer ever or something like that.
Posted December 07, 2016
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tremere110: The new trailer is out.

So I guess Unicron is making an appearance.

Also... Optimus Prime is now evil.

Thank you Michael Bay for ruining a childhood favorite of mine!
Evil Optimus Prime? I'm pretty sure they must have done that in the comics at one time or another. (Hell, they even had Megatron become an Autobot for a while in the IDW comics.)
Posted December 07, 2016
That does not look like transformers anymore, its like alien robots or someshit -_- give me the CG we have but with the robot style of the tv cartoons, Now that I would salivate from the tits for.

THIS style would be perfect in the picture.
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Posted December 07, 2016
I don't even remember how many movies there are now, nor have I seen them all already.

Which one is this, Transgenders 5?
Posted December 07, 2016
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Breja: Nope. I refuse to even click on it, just as with the Guardians of the Galaxy 2 trailer. I know I have no interest in those movies, and I'm not going to contribute to them boasting about how it's the most watched trailer ever or something like that.
So shut the fuck up and don't comment. :|
Posted December 07, 2016
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Breja: Nope. I refuse to even click on it, just as with the Guardians of the Galaxy 2 trailer. I know I have no interest in those movies, and I'm not going to contribute to them boasting about how it's the most watched trailer ever or something like that.
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darthspudius: So shut the fuck up and don't comment. :|
Damn, you just get nicer and nicer every day :D

Anyway, yeah, I guess I shouldn't say anything and just let it be, but I just hate those movies so much, it sometimes just gets away from me. Still, no need to get all offensive.
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Posted December 07, 2016
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Pseudoman: Anybody else waiting to see how Michael Bay handles the latest Transformers movie?
not me :P
Posted December 07, 2016
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snowkatt: 2001 has tits and ass and explosions then ?
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Emob78: Sure. The monolith is a phallic symbol representing genesis and the power of creation. Fire of course being the semen that gave life and illuminated man's penis in the darkness. The star stream was man's path through the birth canal. The explosions... well, ok you have a point. 2010 did though when Jupiter turned into the sun of GAWD.
Oh my God this is fantastic.

I certainly submitted plenty of papers during my University years that entailed comparing fire to semen and life generation, but I WISH I had been clever enough to pepper in the phrase "gave life and illuminated man's penis in the darkness."

If I had seen that line back then I totally, unabashedly would have plagiarized you because I KNOW my divinity professor would have laughed his ass off as much as I just did - that one would have been worth compromising my morals.
Posted December 07, 2016
Yay, more trashformers. =P
Posted December 09, 2016
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Emob78: Sure. The monolith is a phallic symbol representing genesis and the power of creation. Fire of course being the semen that gave life and illuminated man's penis in the darkness. The star stream was man's path through the birth canal. The explosions... well, ok you have a point. 2010 did though when Jupiter turned into the sun of GAWD.
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Ixamyakxim: Oh my God this is fantastic.

I certainly submitted plenty of papers during my University years that entailed comparing fire to semen and life generation, but I WISH I had been clever enough to pepper in the phrase "gave life and illuminated man's penis in the darkness."

If I had seen that line back then I totally, unabashedly would have plagiarized you because I KNOW my divinity professor would have laughed his ass off as much as I just did - that one would have been worth compromising my morals.
It's all thanks to human geometry, which is both amazing in its illumination as well as absurd in its intellectual masturbation. If the monolith as penis concept will blow your mind, wait until you hear the Hollywood Star/Anus theory. Basically the StarFish/Butthole theory is that the star symbolizes the anus, so anyone in Hollywood who gets a star on the walk of fame is actually signalling their submission to the Illuminati in having their soul raped ass-up and their price of admission for fame and fortune is having a very public image of their rape guilt being walked over and photographed by millions of unwary tourists. Wanna be a STAR in Hollywood? Wood made of Holly? Who's waving that magic wand near my anus-star? Is that you, Merlin?

That rabbit HOLE goes deeper than that, but I'm unwilling penetrate that issue further due to having to have this forum post back before 11 o'clock... it being a school night and all. Plus, and I know I sound cynical, but there's only so many times you can have your mind blown before you don't give a shit any more.

But back to 2001. Rob Ager has his own interesting idea of what the movie is about. His basic theory is that the monolith represents the film screen (mirror pointed at mirror). We are both the creators and the observers of our own human invention. Kubrick's idea? Random stoner theory? Who knows. Interesting idea, though.

2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY Meaning of the Monolith Revealed PART 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSo6s_xrj4c
Posted December 09, 2016
Meh. They just took Ultron (from Avengers) and made him fatter - et voila, Megatron.
Posted December 10, 2016
Here I was thinking this was the title for a squeal to Platinum Game's brilliant: Transformers Devastation.

Instead it's just more Michael Bay Transformers movies rubbish. :P
Posted December 11, 2016
Auralnauts did a revised version of the trailer, it's much better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLRsu4mJmyU

If you haven't seen their vid on 10 ways to improve transformers AOE, you'll need to watch that in order to understand it.
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