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^ **throws a handful of conspiracy nuts and a nutcracker**
*Throws a handful of fitting conspiracy bolts and a bolt cutter*
^ **throws a conspiracy chain and a chain gun**
*Throws a spear and a shield*

You need to get used to those, in case your magic staff broke or you ran out of mana.
*Throws a Britney and a Brooke to go with the weapons*
*throws a crown at you with precision so as to make it land exactly on top of your head*
*Throws a sword at Vingry's shoulder*

I dub thee, Sir Vingry.
Can someone please throw a healer at Sir Vingry, that's too much blood for me to stomach. I'm really, really sorry.
Throws a spiritual healer instead. All healthcare workers I could find are busy taking care of coronavirus patients.
^ **throws "the reason (you) should be banned," "one word at a time"**

:P
Throws flashbang and escapes.
Throws an EPIC game and some DRM with it.
I throw some anti-DRM programs to undo the evil that is Aku -I mean, Epic.
^ **throws Samurai Jack at you to throw at the GOG bear**
I take Jack to Epic HQ to show him the legal battle they have with Apple and take it upon myself to throw the hammer into Apple's Orwell Screen while he slices apart all of Epic's computers and servers.
^ **throws you an award, because that was EPIC!**