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Throws a bunker at you, just in case the blinding light is coming from a massive blast.
^ Throws some dried fruits, bottled water, canned beans and a couple of candy bars, to help stock your bunker.
^ Throws a school bus full of crying children!
^ *throws a bus driver over you and to MartterBandit* After all, who's better equipped to handle those lugubrious children?
Throwing a balrog at you, because there is nothing quite like balrog-throwing.
Throws thongs at you, because I heard Balrogs have fiery whips of many thongs.
Throws a Bottle of SPF 19 (Protects only from creatures of CR19 or lower).
Throws an umbrella to provide cover from direct sunlight and from dragon breath.
Throws a euphemism.
Throws a dictionary. I'm ready.
^ *throws a curious glance*
Throws an unbreakable Mirror of Reflect Physical Image.
Throwing your reflection right back at you.
Throws your own shadow at you. It's been wandering off course.
^ *throws three flaming viking torches at you* Your shadow is now a trio and they look bigger and spookier.