*throws a scroll that reads אֶמֶת (truth in Hebrew) except that the right-most letter has faded (מֶת means "dead" in Hebrew)*

*then throws a golem with that scroll in its mouth*

The golem truthfully wants death; I throw a wrench into the Rube Goldberg suicide machine and take the scroll out of the golem's mouth.

^ I throw a vampire pack to help defeat the now rampant golem

You mean like in VtM: Redemption? Good Tymez

^ throws The Sheriff from Vampire: Bloodlines

*throws a vampire from TES: Skyrim*

*also throws a werewolf from (unmodded) TES: Oblivion*

^ throws Dagoth Ur from TES III: Morrowind GOTY.

*throws Dagoth Ur from TES |: Arena*

(note that, unlike that werewolf, this actually exists)

^ throws Almalexia from TES III Morrowind: Tribunal expansion.

Good luck dealing w/ her. She's awesome and tough.

*throws a potion of Fortify Restoration ~1,000,000,000% for 30 seconds*

Alchemy is incredibly powerful; it can defeat anything (and can break the game to the point of crashing).

Throws a.....er...... scrib....... or a vial of skooma.

^ *removes its pin, and immediately after counting to four, being the last of the four numbers counted to (starting with the number one) I throw the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch*

I throw a fart in your general direction

^ *I unclog my nose in your general direction*

I load a cow into my catapult and throw it at Hooyaah.

I throw two noses at the above user (even though I only have one of them),

(By the way, if you're in to Skooma, try watching a TES: Oblivion speedrun (All Main Quests, not any%).)