throws the Noam Chomsky's universal grammar model to improve AI's texts to sense and sensibility level

*throws some text generated using Noam Chomsky's universal grammar model as its training input*

^ *throws hundreds of global nuclear facilities which will be necessary to support the unfathomable energy usage of AI to come*

*throws a single Raspberry Pi Zero, programmed with a Markov Chain text generator, and mentions that said device is capable of generating all the text you want while using very little power*

^ *throws a statement from the user below*

said user has no information to communicate at this time

*above user gets hit by a beam of tachyon neutrinos*

*throws a beam of tachyon neutrinos at the above user*

(Note that this is the order in which the events happen.)

I throw DTGreene into a quantum entanglement field with Hooyaah so that whenever either of them use a specific brain cell, the other's specific brain cell automatically fires at the exact same time. Now Hooyaah getting The Hobbit read to him at bedtime and DTGreene's first math homework are always thought of at the same time and by both of them.

^ Throws the switch on the Dave Chappelle "Wrap It Up" button and then tosses the whole thing at Lego.

^ *throws a switch, presses a button, and pulls a lever*

(You might want to be careful, as I am uncertain as to what effects any of the aforementioned actions will cause.)

With the power switch being torn off and thrown across the room instead of flipped like normal people do, the other controls don't do anything. Which is trouble, I throw more panicked screeching because Hooyaah broke the machine that would save us all from nuclear annihilation.

^ * throws an "all catastrophes averted spell" *

^ throws a Rewind Time spell on a scroll to Hooyaah, since he's the spellcaster here

With all this happening, because I don't want to mess up things further, and because I feel like being a rebel and breaking the rules at the moment, I don't throw anything at the user above me this time.

Edit: I think I made the right choice, as someone got a post in before my post and the post that was last visible when I pressed the "new post" button.

^ throws a paper at DTG that says "What the hell?" on it.

*ignores it because that's the incorrect spelling of my username (my username has no capital letters*

*throws the piece of paper back*