*throws you out of the rear of a C-130 at 20,000 ft.*

(I packed the parachute. However, if the main chute fails, would you care for redundancy (a back-up chute?)

I throw more ranting that redundancies that keep people alive are much more appreciated than when they're just in language.

throws an army of bounty hunters recruiting teachers to work on Mars

I just called to throw you 'Hello'.

[just unblocks thread]

^ *throws a box of bolts*

^ throws a box of bolts to the repairing robot standing nearby

^ Throws some nanomachines to KM to help speed things up
("they're very expensive, douglas")

^ throws bolts to point out nearby Anomalies to MrKrabs, as if this was a STALKER video game.

I gently toss SCP-018 and now it's your problem.

I throw the repair robot the "execute" command

The robot attempts to execute SCP-018, but the bullet bounces off without damaging it and it instantly becomes 1,000 times more deadly. I throw impact gel grenades into the room to make it fair.

^ throws ED-209

^ *throws the frog which I bisected during High School Biology class*

Aaand, you blew it. SCP-018 was slowing down with every splash-bounce between big wads of impact gel, then you introduce another metal surface and it's back to gaining momentum every time it bounces off ED-209.

But splatting through Hooyaah's frog slowed it down enough to bounce to a stop in impact gel. I throw up a warning sign: DO NOT REMOVE BALL FROM GEL.

^ throws ED-E from Fallout NV.