I throw the Heart of Darkness onto a stage and hope the never-ending gibberish-poetry will be stifled by stage-fright.

^ *throws yet another ninja in his way*

I am launching an army of samurais of the angry Shogun to restore peace and tranquility.

Well they have their work cut out for them, because good ol' Heart of Darkness only treats the audience as target practice. While it slices bladed tendrils through them without interrupting that God-forsaken eternal run-on-sentence, I throw my bandoleer of salt grenades and hope that'll stop it.

Because he forgot to pull the pins, I throw the book "hand grenades for dummies".

I throw some tents for field hospitals.

^ *pitches the tents into said fields*

Now get to work, soldier!

throws 2nd Motorized Infantry Divisions into battle

I throw a phone with Simon Cowell on vid-chat giving harsh criticism of Heart's nonsense poetry.

^ *throws aspersions*

I throw few police investigators into action

As Heart of Darkness leaves a bloody path towards the nearest city, investigators look at the evidence and correctly determine that this is all my fault. I throw down a smoke-bomb to cover my escape.

^ *throws a dragnet across the city*

throws DreamWeb to complement it.

^ throws a Blade Runner