throws the rulebook. The authoroties do not play and therefore you can't throw stuff at them (edit: Yes, I know. Stones, bottles and molotov cocktails are allowed).

^ throws a D&D 3.5 Rulebook.

Throws a spiked dice.

^ *throws caution to the wind*

I catapult Rotty Rottweiler*

* she is a nice, rotten zombie rottweiler, who likes people very much

^ throws Magic Missile spell

^ *throws a bag of marbles*

EDIT:

^ *throws her, parachuting back, after a visit to the groomer for a pedicure, a warm bath, and a precious ribbon adornment*

(She wasn't rotten after all, she had just rolled in something that was)

I throw a bag of dollars (in hundreds of dimes)

^ Thanks a lot! She's real beauty now. Till first visit at pet sematary...

^ *throws fifteen ounces of gold in 1/10 ounce coins*

I throw purple rain down

^ throws Acid Rain

I throw up crashed car

^ I throws at you all one last dance, as depicted by this song, as the protagonist dude from Darksiders II watches & awaits me.

I throw a Phoenix Down to MysterD just to troll the Grim Reaper.

I drink it, is revived, throws my gratitude at Lego, and then throws another dance while I'm finally ALIVE like Johnny 5.