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zeogold: Meheheheheheh.
What are you laughing about? When you laugh, it makes me nervous.
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When did your suit become multi-colored? I do not remember it coming in-
Dikkat! YARDIM EDİN! BANA DOKUNMA! POLIS!
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zeogold: Meheheheheheh.
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zeagold: What are you laughing about? When you laugh, it makes me nervous.
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When did your suit become multi-colored? I do not remember it coming in-
Dikkat! YARDIM EDİN! BANA DOKUNMA! POLIS!
He ate shrooms again didn't he.
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zeagold: What are you laughing about? When you laugh, it makes me nervous.
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When did your suit become multi-colored? I do not remember it coming in-
Dikkat! YARDIM EDİN! BANA DOKUNMA! POLIS!
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ashwald: He ate shrooms again didn't he.
I was looking for those!
The votes are in! Let's review what happened today.

The jurors, realizing this was nearing the end, all looked at one another. They prepared themselves briefly, then all voted to continue. Habanerose was the only one who decided to give a verdict at this time.
In the midst of their decision-making, nobody noticed the defendant's iron suit slowly being covered in multicolored puzzle pieces. When the bailiff finally realized it, it was too late. A loud bending of metal was heard, and the suit fell off in a crumpled heap. The puzzle pieces quickly moved from the suit to envelop the bailiff, who ran for his life as soon as one of them even touched his leg. They then reformed themselves into a small pistol.
"They don't call me the Puzzlemaster for nothing", chortled the defendant, who immediately whirled around to shoot the nearest approaching figure, Ms. Katt. She suddenly fell to the ground, clutching her head.
"Now, ladies and gentlemen," said the defendant', "I do believe I'M in control of this courtroom. And if you don't mind, I'll be taking my leave now."
Carefully working his way toward the door, he kept his gun aimed at the jury box. He then opened the doors and fled the courtroom.
"Guys, we can't let him get away like this," exclaimed Maxvorstadt. "How can we have a decent ending? You always have to have the main character in an ending."
"I have an idea," proposed Bookwrym.
"Your ideas are stupid," rebutted Sunshinecorp.
"I have an idea too," said REDVWIN. "Maybe if we all worked together, we could get out there and stop him."
"Hey, that's a great idea!", said Sunshinecorp.
"But...that was my idea...", said Bookwyrm.
The jurors then huddled up, forming a plan. Djaron leaned in, grinning at the opportunity to play another song.
Djaron's song for the d-
"If you play some sort of stupid Austin Roberts Scooby-Doo chase music, I'm going to break your neck.", interjected Zeogoldilocks.
"Cartoon chase music it is!", exclaimed Djaron.
Djaron's song for the day is:
Hafanana, by Afric Simone (1975)
The jurors quickly piled out the door in pursuit of the Puzzlemaster, who could be seen in the distance.
Sunshinecorp picked up Bler, inserted him in the crook of his chain, swung it around over his head, and launched the smurf through the air, holding a stuffed panda. Yezemin's speed increased twofold as she pursued her precious panda prize. Meanwhile, Habanerose, speedy as ever, carried a small bowl of slime rapidly towards the fugitive. Bler soon latched on to the Puzzlemaster's shoulder.
"Do you really think that same trick's going to work twice?", he said, plucking the smurf off of him.
"No, but this will.", replied Bler, who pulled out a small lighter and began to roast the feet of the panda.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", screamed Yezemin, her soul in anguish, as she began angrily chanting.
Habanerose arrived with the slime, which he poured on the ground in front of the fleeing Puzzlemaster.
"If you think that's going to trip me, you've got another thing com-"
Suddenly, His Eternal Squiddliness, summoned by Yezemin's chanting, arose out of the slime and grabbed hold of the fugitive's arm. This was not the arm that held the puzzle gun, however, and soon Omega found himself attempting to solve a puzzle about squids and cheese.
This diversion worked long enough for REDVWIN, Ashwald, ZFR, and Amrit to catch up, however. Maxvorstadt and Bookwyrm were still on their way, Shadowpatriarch and Sanfueg were nowhere to be seen, and for some reason, Sunshinecorp had turned around and ran back into the courtroom.
Ashwald ran forward, holding a chair. "PAYBACK TIME!", he cried.
The Puzzlemaster quickly crouched down and aimed his puzzle gun at the assailant's legs, only to be met with the surprise of REDVWIN tackling him from the side. Apparently, Ashwald's approach was merely a clever distraction. The two of them struggled for the puzzle gun while Amrit built a web wall. REDVWIN was shot in the struggle, and while he solved his puzzle, this gave enough time for ZFR to take his trusty portal gun, shoot one portal on Amrit's wall and another underneath the Puzzlemaster, who fell through it and right into a punch from the plucky Irishman, who opened his fist to reveal a small gold bar inside.
The two thought they had succeeded, only to find that the defendant had armored his entire head in puzzle pieces and had not felt a thing. Soon, the rest of his body was encased, and the jurors knew they were in trouble. A minute later, the both of them were pinned by their clothes to a tree, with puzzle shurikens holding them in place.
In the distance, Bookwrym (who was not a fast runner) was still approaching, while Maxvorstadt (slowed down by all the gear he was wearing) was right behind him. In the back of them soon came the roar of the approaching cavalry.
Sunshinecorp charged forth on his motorcycle, scooping up the two slowed jurors, while Sanfueg and Shadowpatriarch, riding the Shadow Hounds, were right behind him.
The Puzzlemaster threw a shuriken at the rocker's front wheel, but this merely caused the experienced motorist to pop a wheelie and continue approaching on the back one.
"I'm not going down that easily," the defendant said, building some new creation behind him.
The shadow men were the first to arrive. ShadowPatriarch leaped off of his hound, extending a sickle, Sanfueg jumped on his back, and the two used this sickle to pole vault them into the nearest tree. Sunshinecorp arrived along with his two passengers, who all jumped off of the motorcycle.
"You're too late, I'm afraid." said the enigmatic Puzzlemaster. "I have finally completed my new creation. I'd like you to meet...PUZZLE-BOT 2.0!"
He then climbed into a giant, multicolored, puzzle-built mech suit while everybody wondered where on earth he had even gotten all these puzzle pieces.
Bookwyrm, thinking quickly, looked around, and picked up Bler.
"AGAIN?!", screamed the smurf, who was soon launched into the tree by way of chain.
"Do not fear, brother smurf," said ShadowPatriarch, giving him a tiny shadow wrench, "for we have made preparations for you."
"Alright, listen, I've read The Great Big Book of Robots and I'm pretty sure I know how we could beat this thing. If we get Bler into the exhuast port and then have him tactically remove the stabilizers, we can all work together to push it over and-"
"WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!", screamed Sunshinecorp. "THIS...this is how I will go. THIS IS MY DESTINY!", and charged forward, punching the robot with all his strength. Bookwyrm sighed and began collecting his comerades as the rocker and the puzzle mech were locked in combat.
"Are you prepared, brother smurf? You shall be the savior of the day.", said Sanfueg.
"Wait, you can TALK?!", said Bler.
Sanfueg snapped his fingers, and a cloud enveloped the smurf. ShadowPatriarch guided this cloud with his fingers into Puzzle-Bot 2.0's exhaust port. Having no idea what he was doing, Bler began whacking anything he could find with his wrench. The two shadow brothers descended from the tree. ShadowPatriarch pulled out his sickle while Sanfueg wielded a sword, and they too began attacking the robot with the Puzzlemaster inside.
Eventually, the entire jury joined in, punching, kicking, sliming, chaining, stabbing, snuggling, slicing, and screaming at the robot all at once. Suddenly, it no longer moved its legs.
"Well, that can't be good," said the Puzzlemaster, realizing that the stabilizers had been knocked out somehow.
Bler, sensing that he had done something effective, hopped out of the exhaust port and was caught by Ashwald.
"ALRIGHT, EVERYBODY! HEAVE!", said Bookwyrm, as all of them banded together and pushed over the mech, which shattered into hundreds of puzzle pieces which scattered everywhere. The Puzzlemaster stood up as the pieces returned to him and began running, but Maxvorstadt immediately shot at him, and he was caught in the net gun.
The jury cheered, and dragged the defeated Puzzlemaster back to the courtroom. The bailiff, too scared to move, did not lock the defendant in any restraints. However, realizing he was outnumbered and was forced to face what was before him, he no longer attempted to escape.

The judge awaits the prosecution to solve its puzzle. The court is free to talk until then.
Post edited April 15, 2016 by zeogold
Well, well, what do we have here? *picks the wallet zeogold dropped in all the confusion, throws it at sunshinecorp* I think someone just offered to buy you new tires. Mighty nice of him, wouldn't you say?
Post edited April 15, 2016 by ashwald
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ashwald: Well, well, what do we have here? *picks the wallet zeogold dropped in all the confusion, throws it at sunshinecorp* I think someone just offered to buy you new tires. Mighty nice of him, wouldn't you say?
...that is...em...court evidence, effendi, and as such, I must confiscate it for...further examination.
*confiscates wallet*
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ashwald: Well, well, what do we have here? *picks the wallet zeogold dropped in all the confusion, throws it at sunshinecorp* I think someone just offered to buy you new tires. Mighty nice of him, wouldn't you say?
Indeed. What a nice guy.
*pockets cash*
*pockets lifetime videoclub membership card*
*throws away gym card*
*pockets gum*
*throws away ancient condom inscribed 'for my first time'*
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ashwald: Well, well, what do we have here? *picks the wallet zeogold dropped in all the confusion, throws it at sunshinecorp* I think someone just offered to buy you new tires. Mighty nice of him, wouldn't you say?
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zeagold: ...that is...em...court evidence, effendi, and as such, I must confiscate it for...further examination.
*confiscates wallet*
Sure, take it. It's empty.
ALWAYS was.
Heheheh...
Post edited April 15, 2016 by sunshinecorp
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ashwald: Well, well, what do we have here? *picks the wallet zeogold dropped in all the confusion, throws it at sunshinecorp* I think someone just offered to buy you new tires. Mighty nice of him, wouldn't you say?
...wait a second, I never owned a wallet. I always kept what little cash I had stuffed in Puzzle-Bot.
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ashwald: Well, well, what do we have here? *picks the wallet zeogold dropped in all the confusion, throws it at sunshinecorp* I think someone just offered to buy you new tires. Mighty nice of him, wouldn't you say?
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zeagold: ...that is...em...court evidence, effendi, and as such, I must confiscate it for...further examination.
*confiscates wallet*
Whoops, too late. Not in my hands anymore *whistles innocently*
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sunshinecorp: *pockets lifetime videoclub membership card*
*throws away gym card*
*throws away ancient condom inscribed 'for my first time'*
I wouldn't have any of those. I'm not old enough to have a video store membership card...too lazy to have the gym card....wouldn't have the last one for obvious reasons....
...are you sure that wasn't YOUR wallet that I stole while you were in the caf-
...I mean, are you sure that isn't your wallet?
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ashwald: Well, well, what do we have here? *picks the wallet zeogold dropped in all the confusion, throws it at sunshinecorp* I think someone just offered to buy you new tires. Mighty nice of him, wouldn't you say?
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zeogold: ...wait a second, I never owned a wallet. I always kept what little cash I had stuffed in Puzzle-Bot.
If you wanted to play innocent yourself you really shouldn't have stitched your name on it, let alone with smiley little puzzle pieces around it.
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zeogold: ...wait a second, I never owned a wallet. I always kept what little cash I had stuffed in Puzzle-Bot.
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ashwald: If you wanted to play innocent yourself you really shouldn't have stitched your name on it, let alone with smiley little puzzle pieces around it.
I'm telling you, that's not my wallet. Although I can't really think of anybody else who'd-
....wait a second....
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sunshinecorp:
IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME BACK MY WALLET THIS SECOND, I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FACE WITH YOUR OWN ****ING CHAIN.
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sunshinecorp: *pockets lifetime videoclub membership card*
*throws away gym card*
*throws away ancient condom inscribed 'for my first time'*
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zeogold: I wouldn't have any of those. I'm not old enough to have a video store membership card...too lazy to have the gym card....wouldn't have the last one for obvious reasons....
...are you sure that wasn't YOUR wallet that I stole while you were in the caf-
...I mean, are you sure that isn't your wallet?
Oh, I'm pretty sure it's your wallet. And not because of the stitched name, like ashwald pointed out.
BUT BECAUSE OF THIS!
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sunshinecorp:
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zeogoldilocks: IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME BACK MY WALLET THIS SECOND, I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FACE WITH YOUR OWN ****ING CHAIN.
I'd say that it's not beyond me to hit a woman, but you hardly qualify.
Post edited April 15, 2016 by sunshinecorp
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zeogold:
Oh, brother, dear? Did you, by any chance, steal my wallet and then give it to the smelly beard man over there?