Just look at this guy. Dark coat, hat, face hidden in the shade. Phaolo belongs to the humanoid race of Reservelolians (but this look can be confusing, because in fact they are really semi-material beings, living in the gap between the seventh and eighth dimensions), which has influenced the development of humanity since the time of ancient Atlantis. They feed on mathematics, build pyramids as a hobby, regenerate forces by square rooting, reproduce through differential calculus. As a result of political changes in his native galaxy, after the incident in Roswell, visiting Earth (considered now as a wildlife zone) is strictly forbidden - but here he is, Phaolo, who broke the law (who knows what were his motives) and is now being hunted down with all the severity of Reservelolians' law. The penalty for this crime is rounding down to zero.
I will gladly take my chance to play one of these:
42. The Bard's Tale Trilogy
22. Thea: The Awakening
Spectacular giveaway. Thank you, Doc!