I'M INNOCENT!!!

AAHHHHHH!!!

...well I am kinda hungry, have any barbecue sauce? I wonder if I taste like chicken...

Well... It's that time of year again... Fall is upon us. QUICK BOARD YOUR WINDOWS!

On an unrelated note, Iron Maiden's new album "Book of Souls" is pretty damn good.

On a hermit-related note, I'm glad to be in for the night.

NO! I refuse to let fall happen this year. In the words of Lewis Black, "Fall is here...

actually, if you never have, listen to The White Album.

Which White Album? The Beatles?

no, lewis black's white album.

Hmm... Should check it out...

So I had a few minutes to spare and decided to actually piece together the plot of Kung Fury with only seeing the David Hasselhoff music video.

Here's my take.

One of the double dragon brothers (Jimmy) has to fight a reincarnated Super Hitler so he gets his computer nerd friend to powerglove him into a video game portal where he can time travel (to the future?) on his Tron-board and fight the nazis and their lesbian animal fury mercenary friends. Double Dragon Jimmy kicks everyone's ass, including the walking arcade cabinet with laser gun arms (that also fights him whilst hanging from a helicopter flying at street level). At the end Jimmy and the Hoff walk away triumphantly on the back of a dinosaur.

I don't know. You watch the fucking thing, make up your own mind. I couldn't make that shit up if you cranium fucked me with a Chinese shipping container. It's all I got without the aid of 'southern comfort.'

David Hasselhoff - True Survivor (from Kung Fury)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY

Wow, you really don't like Autumn.
;-)

I do, but I was attempting for dramatic effect.

just paralysed by a phobia of being killed by a falling chestnut!

So do I. It's the time of the year, where I traditionally start playing "darker" games, up to a proper horror game around Halloween.

Would it were so... My grandpappy on my mom's sister's cousin's brother's uncle's wife's nephew's side died from a falling chestnut accident @_@

What a coincident! I know somebody, who knows somebody, who's related to somebody, whose friend met somebody, who knew him!

wait, you know trish?

*coughs* well mr chimple has put me in charge of the cave while he is away. During this time, I will be finishing up his little DIY project. Please ignore the men while they work.

group one, please begin instilation one

gropu two, please begin instilation G

group 4, please begin instilation epsilon.