Tarm: Darn! It's hard here on GOG. Most actives seem to be middle age or have a family already. Buncha game and booze traitors is what they are...
Got any available nice sisters?
Damn I'm getting desperate. Even though I'm fairly good looking, longhairy and beardy though and have a job. MORE WINE!
OK I've analyzed what the problem is: you live in a modernized country. If you move to Kyrgyzstan, all you have to do is locate a nice young lady and then you can kidnap her to your lair. It's a tradition there and her relatives won't mind - in fact, they'll most likely tell you where and when to put the hit on your target you as long as they are invited to the wedding.
On the other hand, I don't know if you can purchase GOG games from Kyrgyzstan and I'm also not sure about the availability of good kirsch in these parts of the world.