This isn't bitching but I don't know where to put it.
I guess I just caught my bro masturbating to porn. It was the first time I ever barged in on someone while masturbating. I always imagined the reactions from both parties would be totally different , like both people blurting out exclamations such as "WHOAH" "HEY!!" or "SURPRISE!" but the conversation was pretty much this:
"Whatcha watching ? Porn?"
"yeah I'm busy in here"
"ok" *goes about business*

the first time i caught my brother masturbating he was watching Wallace and gromit he pretended he wasn't. he has no door on his room and his room is on the way to the bathroom.i just ignored him. After i came out of the toilet he was doing it again.
I just got bit by a possum and it hurt like a bitch.

That reminds me of this picture.

At least you got a date.

I cut the crap out of the tip of my index finger pretty badly opening a couple of Nerf guns the other day. The thing is, it was on the hand holding the knife. How in hell did I manage that?

Use a Nerf knife next time.

Hi everybody,
Today, I like to bitch about Malaysian toilet.
Please find the attached photo of a toilet in Malaysia (shopping complex in an expensive suburb area)
Could someone enlighten me what's wrong with photo?

I broke my 8800gt this week. So the wife got me a 5770. Yet my mainboard cannot post with more than 500meg video ram. (She's letting me build a new comp but I have to wait until next month.)

there is no door! NO DOOR I TELL YOU! MADNESSSS
also, OT: the cleaning lady is making lots of noise.

1. Where's the toilet paper?!
2. They should put down the toilet seat!!
3. Ummm...it's too clean?

1. Most toilets in Malaysia has no toilet paper.
2. Not really.
3. That is consider clean.
Position of the urinal and toilet bowl to closed to each other. As such, one could shit and pee at the same time.

We need that in england in fact one on either side of the toilet then maybe we wouldn't have to wade through a pool of piss to use the toilet in public rest rooms.

I fail to see the little switch to flush your remains.
WE now have designated, and I shit you not, 'Potty Breaks' at school cause some dumb bitches decided to set the restrooms on fire and tag them with gang signs. GRAW!!!

OK, so just felt like putting out what's happening with me...it could be alot worse I'm sure.
So let's start at the "beginning". When i was like 13 I met this 12 year old girl (I'll call her Mary) that I had a crush on. She also had a crush on me and we were "boyfriend and girlfriend" (Not really...my mom wouldn't even think about letting us go on a date...actually she still won't but I'm not there yet :-) But then me and Mary just sorta drifted apart...we never saw each other hardly and so nothing really came of it. Then last summer (I was almost 16, she was almost 15) she starts chatting me on Facebook. I started talking to her and she started telling me all the junk she's going through. I've never met someone with as messed up a life as she has! Her mom is mentally unstable (for about 3 years she was on meds, and Mary basically didn't have a mom) and her dad is an alcoholic. She's got a younger sister that she had to be a mom for, and she just overall had to be the woman of the house. She's tried to commit suicide 3 times...been drunk and high more times than she can count, though she's (thankfully) not addicted to anything. So anyway she starts telling me all this, and I'm the only one who's there for her (she doesn't have any good girlfriends she can confide in, and all her boyfriends have been about the worst guys I've ever heard of) So for a couple months I'm just being there for her...just letting her tell me my troubles and listening. I loved her but only like she was a little sister...not a boyfriend/girlfriend thing (so I told myself). Then I went to Kenya on a mission trip, and met this girl there, that I had a huge crush on. I was stupid and told her I loved her, etc. etc. but obviously nothing came of that cause I was only there a week. But when I got back to the States I was stupid enough to tell a good friend-that's-a-girl of mine about it (we'll call her Lucy). I realized about halfway through telling Lucy this, that she actually likes me, and I'm hurting her. (She actually asked me why I was telling her this, and I just said "cause I'm and idiot!") So I wrote Lucy a nice long letter saying how I was stupid, and I didn't understand my feeling etc. and it sparked a relationship between us. We never actually called it "dating" (we never actually went on a date) but we talked about marriage, and even now, I'd love to marry her. But my mom is basically completely against me having any kind of relationship with a girl until I'm out of the house (annoying as heck!) and so she only let us see each other about 5 times in the 3 months we were together. (Obviously you can see why it was only 3 months!) So Lucy broke up with me (although now we're friends and actually I asked her about it and she said that I was one of the few guys that was worth the tears she cried...that made me feel good :-) Throughout all this I was still being the go-to person for Mary, and after dating Lucy (my first real girlfriend) I sorta broke a mental barrier and realized that I did love Mary. (It sounds like a rebound, I know, but it seriously wasn't) Mary had (and still has) a boyfriend when I decided that I loved her, but I was stupid enough to tell her anyway. Well apparently she loved me too, but also loved her boyfriend. So she was all mixed up about her feelings, and I made it worse by kissing her the one time we've met since I've decided I loved her. (Absolute idiocy, I know...I'm gonna regret that the rest of my life!) After that though she said that she really wanted to back off with me (obviously...she has a boyfriend) and so now I'm "just a friend" that's been there through everything for her. (I don't know how many of you have experienced this, but the worst thing I've ever experienced is when Mary would call me up sobbing, and I couldn't even hug her cause it's over the phone...all I could do was tell her I love her, and everything's going to be ok.) So here I am...I still have a crush on Lucy, which she doesn't return...I still love Mary, but she has a boyfriend, and for the first time in like 9 months she's not telling me what's going on in her life.
So...yeah...that's where I'm at right now :-)
If you're a praying type (which I'm a Christian) be praying for me please! (Actually, Mary needs alot more prayer than I do :-)
Thanks, for listening and (some of you) praying! :-)

First of all, use more white space please; it's hard to read a big wall of text without some double spacing or anything of sorts.
Second, you're what? 16? 17? And thinking of marriage? By how easily you said I love you to 2 (3?) different girls I and taking into account your age it's clearly infatuation and not love.
Now, you need to make it clear to Mary that you'll be there for her no matter what relationship is between you two guys (or between you and Lucy) and hope that she'll open to you again; if not, you can't really do anything more than let things be and especially DON'T PUSH OR RUSH THINGS. I shout this at you because most do this and fuck things up even more (been there, done that).
As for Lucy, she has a boyfriend and that's that. You got your whole life ahead of you and need to understand that what you felt isn't love (especially because you can't decide to be in love) but infatuation, which is absolutely normal and nothing wrong with.
You seriously need to keep your mind open as having a fixation on those two girls (and that's what I take from your post) is seriously bad: for one thing you miss out on all the possible opportunities that may arise, not to mention looking needy (which is such a turn-off) and creepy.
Also, NEVER EVER EVER talk about "girl problems" with another girl, no matter if she knows who you're talking about or not. Don't do this especially if you're interested in the girl you're talking to.