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Aliasalpha: They are without doubt the laziest and most useless organisation I've ever had to deal with

Same here but i don't want a job so it works out well.
Post edited March 08, 2010 by Salsa_Shark
Had to deal with company registrar last week.
Can't believe the government is able to make that even less efficient with technology than before.
Bloated civil servant services and government linked companies. I must be paying taxes for the government to torture me for their amusement.
I hope some country finally drop a nuclear warhead in Malaysia so that the country can start all over again from the stone ages.
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Aliasalpha: They are without doubt the laziest and most useless organization I've ever had to deal with
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Salsa_Shark: Same here but i don't want a job so it works out well.

it can get Worse they can decide you have to come in Three Days a Week, Every Week and spend one hour a day at the Job Network Place and actively apply for 5 jobs on each of those days.
fortunately they took me out of Crap after about Eight Months, because it wasn't Working - had me see a Psychologist (Apparently i have some form of Aspergers) So they move to different part of the Building for more Intensive Assistance, which gave me a bonus of now only having to hand in the Form once every Quarter and still get paid Fortnightly
Post edited March 09, 2010 by Master911
Recently, Malaysian government bought a submarine which could not submerge.
The person who initiate the purchase must have had shit for brains.
Yeah the only reason I'm avoiding that shit is because I'm still doing uni part time and its enough to satisfy the needs on paper.
Its wonderful seeing them tell you to apply for 8 jobs in your field every fortnight when I don't see 8 IT jobs in this shithole town in 3 months. I'd be tempted to move except it requires money which requires a job which requires not living in a shithole town.
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kianweic: Recently, Malaysian government bought a submarine which could not submerge.

Collins Class was it? Or was that the one that could submerge and not come back up...
Post edited March 09, 2010 by Aliasalpha
The bank decided to freeze my account because of the "large" sums of money that were going INTO it (blame Easter bonuses) and it has been frozen for a week.
Now they decided to unlock it after a series of long and fiery emails and phone-calls and I find out that not only were they not supposed to charge me when the money gets into my account (it comes from outside the UK) but they also charged me constantly on the period my account was frozen.
I'm now moving all of my funds to my bank back home, changing my work payment account to that one and nuking this one out of the water. Fucking morons!
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Aliasalpha: Yeah the only reason I'm avoiding that shit is because I'm still doing uni part time and its enough to satisfy the needs on paper.
Its wonderful seeing them tell you to apply for 8 jobs in your field every fortnight when I don't see 8 IT jobs in this shithole town in 3 months. I'd be tempted to move except it requires money which requires a job which requires not living in a shithole town.
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kianweic: Recently, Malaysian government bought a submarine which could not submerge.

Collins Class was it? Or was that the one that could submerge and not come back up...

Scorpene, some French submarine. One Mongolian girl got shot and blown up with a C4 linking to that.
In addition, Malaysia government enjoy buying Russian helicopters that fail a lot without inspection at all.
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kianweic: Recently, Malaysian government bought a submarine which could not submerge.

I cant stop laughing at that.
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kianweic: Scorpene, some French submarine. One Mongolian girl got shot and blown up with a C4 linking to that.

The Malaysian government buys a French submarine that won't submerge, and because of that one Mongolian girl get shot and blown up with C4? What? Or did I read that wrong?
So my job sucks more every next day. Prices in my branch didnt change since 1999, but the cost grown a lot. Every one want us to do more in shorter time and for less money. The last contract we got coordinators for job, and they are fucking useles, they take extra money (about 2,5 more than my monthly earnings) for doing nothing. We finished our part on time and those morons wasnt able to come to terms with contractor about the look of front page of docummentation and way of folding maps (for over 3 months). So while i sould relaxing right now on my overdue leave, im sitting in office waiting for their decision. Oh and my car just broke.
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kianweic: Scorpene, some French submarine. One Mongolian girl got shot and blown up with a C4 linking to that.
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sheepdragon: The Malaysian government buys a French submarine that won't submerge, and because of that one Mongolian girl get shot and blown up with C4? What? Or did I read that wrong?

No, you didn't misread anything.
It's a long story.
Short story is that the Mongolian girl (who is hot btw ) was an interpreter for that deal. Somehow, she wanted more money (for helping them to facilitate the deal, Malaysia government love paying more for something, so they can pocket the money) . So the higher up decided that she is to be killed and disposed off there after (also after having sex with her).
So two special branch service what not shot her in point blank range and blow her body up with C4 (to destroy evidence of course)
I hope someone make it into a movie because the plot sounds better than a lot of conspiracy movies out there.
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Master911: it can get Worse they can decide you have to come in Three Days a Week, Every Week and spend one hour a day at the Job Network Place and actively apply for 5 jobs on each of those days.
fortunately they took me out of Crap after about Eight Months, because it wasn't Working - had me see a Psychologist (Apparently i have some form of Aspergers) So they move to different part of the Building for more Intensive Assistance, which gave me a bonus of now only having to hand in the Form once every Quarter and still get paid Fortnightly

Do you get more money for having aspergers? Like do you get put in a higher stream. I'm pretty sure i have it but i don't want to see a psychiatrist and wouldn't see one even if i got more money. i was just wondering. sorry if I'm being offensive.
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kianweic: Recently, Malaysian government bought a submarine which could not submerge.
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Salsa_Shark: I cant stop laughing at that.

Good to hear, I was considering to switch my career from being an accountant to a political comedian.
Unfortunately in Malaysia, the government can't take criticism and will throw you in jail if u raise so much as a toe and also probably a lot of spanking.
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kianweic: No, you didn't misread anything.
It's a long story.
Short story is that the Mongolian girl (who is hot btw ) was an interpreter for that deal. Somehow, she wanted more money (for helping them to facilitate the deal, Malaysia government love paying more for something, so they can pocket the money) . So the higher up decided that she is to be killed and disposed off there after (also after having sex with her).
So two special branch service what not shot her in point blank range and blow her body up with C4 (to destroy evidence of course)
I hope someone make it into a movie because the plot sounds better than a lot of conspiracy movies out there.

Could you tell us where we can get the long story?
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kianweic: No, you didn't misread anything.
It's a long story.
Short story is that the Mongolian girl (who is hot btw ) was an interpreter for that deal. Somehow, she wanted more money (for helping them to facilitate the deal, Malaysia government love paying more for something, so they can pocket the money) . So the higher up decided that she is to be killed and disposed off there after (also after having sex with her).
So two special branch service what not shot her in point blank range and blow her body up with C4 (to destroy evidence of course)
I hope someone make it into a movie because the plot sounds better than a lot of conspiracy movies out there.
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Zjeraar: Could you tell us where we can get the long story?

You can refer to Bala's (private investigator) 1st statutory declaration.
http://lucialai.org/2008/07/04/the-statuory-declaration-by-bala/
It was in the main media papers as well. In 24 hours, he had another statutory declaration which clear my current Prime Minister of all allegations.
When the body was found, it was on the news media:
http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2006/11/8/nation/15951450&sec=nation