tinyE: I Googled "strange rituals". XD That was one of the more unoffensive pics that came up.
Right. Giant penises are "more unoffensive". Must resist urge to google "strange rituals".
markrichardb: Well played, sir.
Have you ever played as a Malkavian? =D It's fucking confusing at times but so damn entertaining, too. (Confession: I've played VtMB for the first time last year or maybe even this year and only finished it twice, once as a Malkavian, once as a Toreador. Mainly because Google searches told me I shouldn't play as a Malkavian on my first play-through.)
That salmon moment really stuck with me, though. Just thinking of it still makes me laugh.