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tinyE: Every year in my home town we have our annual Leisure Suit Larry Festival.
Seriously though. What the fuck is that? ... I kinda wish I hadn't googled "Kanamara Matsuri" now. How do you find these things?

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markrichardb: Tremere characters can also become an apprentice and live at Hogwart- I mean the Tremere Chantry. Shame Malkavian characters don't get to claim that sweet mansion for themselves.
Meanwhile, the Malkavian convinces a man that he's a bear and his friends are salmon.
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tinyE: Every year in my home town we have our annual Leisure Suit Larry Festival.
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Crackpot.756: Seriously though. What the fuck is that? ... I kinda wish I hadn't googled "Kanamara Matsuri" now. How do you find these things?

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markrichardb: Tremere characters can also become an apprentice and live at Hogwart- I mean the Tremere Chantry. Shame Malkavian characters don't get to claim that sweet mansion for themselves.
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Crackpot.756: Meanwhile, the Malkavian convinces a man that he's a bear and his friends are salmon.
I Googled "strange rituals". XD That was one of the more unoffensive pics that came up.
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Crackpot.756: Meanwhile, the Malkavian convinces a man that he's a bear and his friends are salmon.
Well played, sir.
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tinyE: I Googled "strange rituals". XD That was one of the more unoffensive pics that came up.
Right. Giant penises are "more unoffensive". Must resist urge to google "strange rituals".


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markrichardb: Well played, sir.
Have you ever played as a Malkavian? =D It's fucking confusing at times but so damn entertaining, too. (Confession: I've played VtMB for the first time last year or maybe even this year and only finished it twice, once as a Malkavian, once as a Toreador. Mainly because Google searches told me I shouldn't play as a Malkavian on my first play-through.)
That salmon moment really stuck with me, though. Just thinking of it still makes me laugh.
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tinyE: I Googled "strange rituals". XD That was one of the more unoffensive pics that came up.
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Crackpot.756: Right. Giant penises are "more unoffensive". Must resist urge to google "strange rituals".

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markrichardb: Well played, sir.
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Crackpot.756: Have you ever played as a Malkavian? =D It's fucking confusing at times but so damn entertaining, too. (Confession: I've played VtMB for the first time last year or maybe even this year and only finished it twice, once as a Malkavian, once as a Toreador. Mainly because Google searches told me I shouldn't play as a Malkavian on my first play-through.)
That salmon moment really stuck with me, though. Just thinking of it still makes me laugh.
I'm serious. XD I also got a lot of pics of cannibal stuff and cult rituals. I don't know if they were real but neither was that penis.
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tinyE: I'm serious. XD I also got a lot of pics of cannibal stuff and cult rituals. I don't know if they were real but neither was that penis.
I don't know how to reply to this without derailing this thread even further (in the direction of penises).
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Crackpot.756: Have you ever played as a Malkavian? =D It's fucking confusing at times but so damn entertaining, too. (Confession: I've played VtMB for the first time last year or maybe even this year and only finished it twice, once as a Malkavian, once as a Toreador. Mainly because Google searches told me I shouldn't play as a Malkavian on my first play-through.)
That salmon moment really stuck with me, though. Just thinking of it still makes me laugh.
Yep, the Malkavian is perfect for a second playthrough. There’s a lot of great moments, like the TV accusing you of murder. And you can freak out Ming-Xiao by mentioning the Yama Kings (they love apples), and expose her as a hypocrite for mocking vampire superstition.
Download and install around 20 games, get to play 2 hours of one of them, i abandon it even if i enjoy it, then start uninstalling the other games, as i don't feel like playing them. That's pretty much my "gaming ritual" in last few years. In these period i'm having a lot of free time, so i might even go into installing more of them, and playing 4 hours or something crazy, like 6 hours.
Post edited December 28, 2015 by mindblast
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tinyE: I'm serious. XD I also got a lot of pics of cannibal stuff and cult rituals. I don't know if they were real but neither was that penis.
Some days, I worry about you.
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tinyE: I'm serious. XD I also got a lot of pics of cannibal stuff and cult rituals. I don't know if they were real but neither was that penis.
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zeogold: Some days, I worry about you.
Hey! I didn't put it there!

I just have the complete lack of class to mention it. :P