If it would help, I volunteer to go out into space and help push the asteroid this way!

Embrace Death.
There is no escape.

We have a casket on display at the B&B. Every once in a while someone gets pissed about it. I always offer the same reply:

Death: It happens to the best of us.

10 day forecast.


More scientifically accurate (mostly)

Evidently several people disagree with my predictions. :P

Yeah but there's death ad death, and some causes are more infuriatingly stupid than others.

Like that species annihilating its own habitat because it sees fit to exchange it for symbolic numbers (the ones used in its invented system of exchanges).

Frankly, I hope no one out there is looking this way.

I hope they are looking this way, preferably to invade. I'd gladly collaborate.

What's that supposed to mean?