Nice :)

Thanks! I shall read it tomorrow.

The Dankest Wank sounds like potential novel name.
I should write it someday.

Thanks for the gifts Tallima! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you too! I'll definitely take a look at these soon.

Thank you so much Tallima, always looking for something good to read:)
Hope you had a good Christmas and best wishes for the New Year.

Hey, thanks! :D :D :D A very merry Christmas for you!

http://www.thehungrymouse.com/2009/02/11/the-best-way-to-roast-a-duck-hello-crispy-skin/

That's the recipe for my duck. And it was amazing. It was my first time cooking it and my first time eating one outside of a restaurant and I liked mine the most.
It's a lot of work for a little bit of meat, but it beats the pants off turkey. Not that turkeys wear pants. But if they did. You know. There'd be a pant-beating happening.

Ever had Turducken?

I haven't. I suspect it would make the dry turkey less dry and the greasy duck less greasy and give a little better balance. But I can't imagine the chicken-turkey-duck flavor doing any better than just pure duck. I suppose I'll have to try it some time. I wonder if KFC has a big bowl of turducken sadness.

Oh, also, if you hate my book, you can review it too. apparently people in the UK really hate my books. It may be the spiritual-religious tones that flow through them. Or I'm just a crappy writer. :) Either way, I still enjoy doing it and since I have the microphone... Er computer, you'll read every word I have to type!!! (Wedding singer reference)

To all the thank yous, you're welcome. To all the merry Christmases, and a have a happy new year!

Thanks for this, it looks really interesting and right up my alley. I will make time to get to this over my break.