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Deals so good, you won't want to fall asleep.
You remember back when you used to walk into a store, browse the shelves, pick out a game, and then buy it--all in the actual real world? We don't know about you, but most of us at GOG.com have had our limbs atrophy to small vestigial nubbins since all of our shopping happens online these days. Of course, one thing that sometimes happens in real world stores with real world goods--particularly when they have a good sale--is that they run out of stock. Usually that means that the deal was so good that they couldn't keep up with demand.

Well, in the digital realm, this is usually pretty rare. How do you run out of stock on digital games, short of entropy devouring the universe? Well, we have gotten 101 games that will be on sale on the front page of GOG.com, but the discounts are so high at the moment that we can't just sell an unlimited number of copies of these games: we are only able to sell a few at these discounts--up to 80% off--and once they're gone, they're gone.

So what games will be on sale in our Insomnia promo? Bestselling classics and new games alike. There will also occasionally be some free games in super limited numbers (like, 20 or 30 copies)--if you're fast enough on the trigger finger to pick 'em up, that is. The deal will run from now until we're out of "stock" of games for the sale, and games may show up more than once. So it's time to bathe in a tub of coffee*, dip some espresso**, snort an energy drink***, or do whatever else it takes to stay up so you don't miss out on the best deals on fantastic games on GOG.com since summer.
*This is probably not a good idea
**This is definitely not a good idea
***This is totally safe, though****
****NO IT'S NOT WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU CRAZY PERSON
Post edited November 13, 2013 by TheEnigmaticT
Jack Keane just called. He wants me to tell you that he's looking forward to the next sale with 1500 copies of himself.
8 left.
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Fernurion: I'll grab one just to end this nonsense. With me luck, I'm going in.
Godspeed, my friend.
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BananaJane: Once we're all old and gray we'll all be telling our grandkids about this!
100 brave people bought Jack Keane and SAVED THE WEBSITE!
(Granddaughter looking at you quizzically)
- Gramma', what's a website?
(Elder brother interrupting)
- I heard stories about those, it was, like, back before the net was as awesome as it is now, before the hologames. You had this retarded thing to TYPE what you wanted to find, keyboard or something I think, and you had to read it on one of those ancient screens instead of directly via mindlink. Also, you couldn't find anything you wanted wherever you were, but had to manually type in the address to one of these websites, which only had a small portion of everything.
8 more brave brave souls......
Sigh, site is running like shit =(
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Fernurion: I'll grab one just to end this nonsense. With me luck, I'm going in.
You've done me a great kindness young man. Rest assured I won't forget it.
There should be a T-shirt saying "I survived the Jack Keane sale!1!1!!"
Glaciers just passed the sale bar.
As I sweet talk the counter to fall I find myself sliding into unavoidable insanity....
Brave heroes to the republic, every one! Not one step back! Keep on marching! 7 is in sight!

How long has it been now?
Dear GOG,

If you ever do a gated promo again, never EVER put a god damn Jack Keane game in it again. Please.

Signed,

All your customers.
This sale was awful because of Jack, but also extremely amusing. I think it fits the overall mien of silly insanity that GoG likes to cultivate. Maybe it was on purpose...
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saberwolfxm: Agreed.
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Novotnus: You guys really think there are going to be Jack Keane games in the future? :)
God I hope not :-\
There are real heroes out there! There are only 8 copies left!