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Deals so good, you won't want to fall asleep.
You remember back when you used to walk into a store, browse the shelves, pick out a game, and then buy it--all in the actual real world? We don't know about you, but most of us at GOG.com have had our limbs atrophy to small vestigial nubbins since all of our shopping happens online these days. Of course, one thing that sometimes happens in real world stores with real world goods--particularly when they have a good sale--is that they run out of stock. Usually that means that the deal was so good that they couldn't keep up with demand.

Well, in the digital realm, this is usually pretty rare. How do you run out of stock on digital games, short of entropy devouring the universe? Well, we have gotten 101 games that will be on sale on the front page of GOG.com, but the discounts are so high at the moment that we can't just sell an unlimited number of copies of these games: we are only able to sell a few at these discounts--up to 80% off--and once they're gone, they're gone.

So what games will be on sale in our Insomnia promo? Bestselling classics and new games alike. There will also occasionally be some free games in super limited numbers (like, 20 or 30 copies)--if you're fast enough on the trigger finger to pick 'em up, that is. The deal will run from now until we're out of "stock" of games for the sale, and games may show up more than once. So it's time to bathe in a tub of coffee*, dip some espresso**, snort an energy drink***, or do whatever else it takes to stay up so you don't miss out on the best deals on fantastic games on GOG.com since summer.
*This is probably not a good idea
**This is definitely not a good idea
***This is totally safe, though****
****NO IT'S NOT WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU CRAZY PERSON
Post edited November 13, 2013 by TheEnigmaticT
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DulestDagger: They shoulda made jack keane a free one...
You assume we still wouldn't be sitting here.
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Daz12380: whats the longest a game has been on sale in this promo?
Retro City Rampage was up for like 40+ min.... this will beat it easily.
81 LEFT, ITS CHRISTMAS, SOMEONE BOUGHT ONE!
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Daz12380: whats the longest a game has been on sale in this promo?
I think we're about to find out....
81!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Another one! This thread has become more entertaining than Jack Keane 2.
And now it's time for another Arrested Development...

Michael: Hey Gob, GOG are having an awesome sale that lasts all through the night

Gob: That's awesome Michael, what game's on sale now?

Michael: Jack Keane 2

*Hello darkness, my old friend,
I've come to talk with you again*

Michael: Gob? Gob? You alright buddy?

Next time on Arrested Development...

Rogue Legacy goes on sale but Gob is still in a Jack Keane coma so he misses it.
I guess there really is no such thing as "bad" publicity...
Holy moly, now 80. We're hitting high gear!
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Daz12380: whats the longest a game has been on sale in this promo?
This one.
RCR and RTC3 were pretty slow movers as well.. around 45minutes for RCR cant remember how many
Oh my god it sold 2 copies!
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ozzyoscy: I'm probably gonna make the devs cry, but Jack Keane for $30 at full price? What makes them think it's worth that much?
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McDon: Get it in the sale and find out, it's your only chance to get it that cheap!
I found out by looking at the trailer. Or rather, I didn't find out.
Post edited November 13, 2013 by ozzyoscy
Ah, thank the gods of video gaming, someone bought 2 more copies of Jack Keane.
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ldycash1: They need to change the tagline for this sale....

"Jack Keane 2: The Final Sleep"
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mkess: or "Jack Keane 2: Hits the Ground"
Funny, I keep picking out clumps of words from the home page. "Free fall" and "want to go to sleep" are appropriate here...
GOG, you know, I know, we all know that it's time to give up the ghost. No one gives a wet shit about Keane, and all you're doing is straining our eyes and nerves by keeping up this charade, this vague and futile hope that people will shell out 12 bucks for a generic point and click. Open your eyes, so that the sale can go on and we can finally sleep.