Exoanthrope: Wow, when did these forums get so full of drama? :o
You want drama? Ok, here you go (wonder how many downvotes I'll get fo that)
Dramatis Personae
Zeogold- prince of Puzzleland
Sachys- Lord of Bonza Bonanza
TinyE- Jester
Breja- A poet and friend of TinyE
Act 1
Scene 1
The Puzzlemaster's Court
Enter Zeogold, Sachys and Zeogold's entourage
Zeogold
I have puzzles for you, one and all. Enigmas and questions galore! Riddles in the dark, to bring forth the muse of fire!
Sachys
Be thou silent!
Zeogold
What's this?
Sachys
Thou art no prince, but a liar and thief! You disrespect the forum's hallowed ground, by better men than you prepared!
Zeogold
Be gone thou from my court! This is a court for puzzles and for jest, not for a case of law. If thou hast one, bring it forth in proper place!
Enter TinyE and Breja
TinyE
Didst thou say "jest"? Arrived I am! Behold as farting noise with my mouth I make!
Zeogold
That is no jest.
TinyE
T'was not my mouth either in all truth.
Zeogold
Have you no puzzles, jester?
TinyE
But one. How many pinecones can you fit up a squirrels bum?
Breja
Exactly two.
TinyE
How knowest thout?
Breja
Solvitur ambulando, as they say. Study of nature is my fancy.
Sachys
T'is a silly place. I take my leave.
End Scene