Oh no, who told them? It was such a well kept secret :-(

I totally do it this way myself. Heck, do you even know how messy and time consuming it is to sacrifice a chicken irl?
I can do it while playing Skyrim in a couple of minutes and don't have to clean my house afterwards. Win-win!

After I sacrificed the chicken the villagers and guards turn on me and I can go straight to human sacrifice! Of course you get bonus points when you have Eola as your companion but I think everybody knows that.

But I really thought the Onion would be the first news outlet to spill the satanic secrets. Well done Kotaku!

The thing is TinyE what I said, I said as a protestant christian, and the Branch Davidians and Peoples Temples are sadly offshoots of my arm of the christian faith, not catholic.

Where's the wise Ba-ba Ji when you need him ? if he knows about marriage problems, love problems and even about black magic surely he could help with this.

That was his point, how different they are from Catholics. "It's all Chritianity" The Church of Satan and Satanic cults are about as similar as Branch Davidians and Catholics.

If you're talking about me, you're totally right. For whatever reason i felt compelled to voice how much I don't care. Probably boredom.

LARPing edgelords makes stupid claims, stupid media salivates. Either mankind gets dumber by the day or I'm getting more cynical by the day.

Why can't it be both?

Should this surprise you?

We live in a world where there are people that still believe in the Nibiru cataclysm, jet vaportrails containing mind control chemicals and Obama having a weather controlling machine.

Honestly, I expect rampant stupidity in this day and age.

Satan is overrated anyway.

Prince Stolas is best demon.

None of the satanists I know (which is quite a few people - around 15 i think) have played games since the era of the megadrive.

Get you with your Gen X satanists!

This thread is obviously about Millennial satanists.

Hahahaha, clearly both!
Science makes the claim that the human race is supposed to be getting smarter, but you only have to turn on the TV and flick through the channels for five minutes to disprove that theory...... some shows are so dumb you can literally feel them sucking the intelligence out of your brain as you quickly scramble for the remote!

Well may they say life imitates art, but this movie takes that saying to a whole new level!....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXSz0bA9CiE

Pure genius!

actually the eldest one (a local) will be 93 at christmas

West is already Great Satan.

Yea, that must be true, we can tell by all the refugees that are trying to move there, and then when they do move there, they want to change it in such ways that will in the end turn it into the same place they just escaped from!!!