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FoxySage: Lyrics:
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Exoanthrope: You're just as bad as real.geizterfahr. :P

I just saw that on the Secret Santa thread, too.
>_>
<_<

I've been listening to it on loop for several hours now.
I have found the most inspired lyrics ever recorded, the paragon of fine poetic writing.

I could not find the correct lyrics anywhere on the webz, so I had to transcribe them myself. There may be errors, and there's a few things I can't make out, mainly the chorus, but close enough.

Song title: Tittentattenteksti
Band name: Solefald
Album title: Norrøn Livskunst
Genre: Black metal
Wikipedia link for the band: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solefald
Lyrics:

What a rat that did you that
with a shot right at the pot
That is not the spot to hit
If Rat ain't set for rat-tat-tat

With the rat with what you got
A cat to rip the gut of rat
A bot for tit; A bot for tat
Rit-tit-tit-tit rit-tat-tat-tat

[Chorus?]

At it; Get it; Hit it; Cut it
But me tut-n-tut no buts
Bat a rat o bot of tat
That is what the rat should get
Yeah, that is what the rat should get
A rat is wet with you-know-what
Rat-a-tat a-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta

[Chorus?]

??????????!?
A-wop-bom-a-loo-mop-a-lomp-bom-bom

[Chorus?]

What a rat that did you that
with a shot right at the pot
That is not the spot to hit
If Rat ain't set for rat-tat-tat

Rat is wet with you-know-what
Rat-a-tit and a rat-a-tat
Tit for tat and a bit of that
A rat-tat-tat a rat-tat-tat

[Chorus?]

That is that; that was with
But lit crit it is not
That was that as tit for tat
Tit-tat tat-tat tit-tit tit-tat

What a rat that did you that
with a shot right at the pot
That is not the spot to hit
If Rat ain't set for rat-tat-tat
Song title: Unsung
Band name: Helmet
Album title: Meantime
Genre: Alternative metal, groove metal, noise rock (early), alternative rock, post-hardcore (later)
Wikipedia link for the band: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helmet_%28band%29
Lyrics:

your contribution left unnoticed some
association with an image
just credit time for showing up again
attention wandered i'm left with it

gone by sin too slowly
can't pass it upo
then i thought nothing is right
i turned it off

to die unsung would really bring you down
although wet eyes would never suit you
walk through no archetypal suicide to
die young is far too boring these days

your will to speak clearly
exposed too much
unsung once too often
could not rub off
Song title: Savior
Band name: Skillet
Album title: Collide
Genre: Christian rock, Christian metal, alternative rock, hard rock
Wikipedia link for the band: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skillet_%28band%29
Lyrics:

I'm everything you've wanted
I am the one who's haunting you
I am the eyes inside of you
Stare back at you

There's nothing left to lose
There's nothing left to prove
Surrender your love
It's all you can do, yeah

What you got
What you want
What you need
Gonna be your savior
Everything's gonna crash and break
But I know, yeah, I know
What you got
What you want
What you need
Gonna be your savior
Everything's gonna crash and break
Your savior

It's time to redefine
Your deophobic mind
Don't hesitate, no escape
From secrets on the inside

There's nothing left to lose
There's nothing left to prove
Surrender your love
It's all you can do, yeah

What you got
What you want
What you need
Gonna be your savior
Everything's gonna crash and break
But I know, yeah, I know
What you got
What you want
What you need
Gonna be your savior
Everything's gonna crash and break
Your savior

I am the eyes inside
Staring back at you [2x]

You need, you need me, yeah

What you got
What you need
Everything's gonna crash and break
What you got
What you need
Everything's gonna crash and break

What you got
What you want
What you need
Gonna be your savior
Everything's gonna crash and break
But I know, yeah, I know
What you got
What you want
What you need
Gonna be your savior
Everything's gonna crash and break
Your savior

I'm watching you
Cause you need me
Yeah, yeah, cause you need me
I'm watching you
Song title: Whispers In The Dark
Band name: Skillet
Album title: Comatose
Genre: Christian rock, Christian metal, alternative rock, hard rock
Wikipedia link for the band: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skillet_%28band%29
Lyrics:

Despite the lies that you're making
Your love is mine for the taking
My love is
Just waiting
To turn your tears to roses

Despite the lies that you're making
Your love is mine for the taking
My love is
Just waiting
To turn your tears to roses

I will be the one that's gonna hold you
I will be the one that you run to
My love is
A burning, consuming fire

[Chorus:]
No
You'll never be alone
When darkness comes I'll light the night with stars
Hear the whispers in the dark
No
You'll never be alone
When darkness comes you know I'm never far
Hear the whispers in the dark
Whispers in the dark

You feel so lonely and ragged
You lay here broken and naked
My love is
Just waiting
To clothe you in crimson roses

I will be the one that's gonna find you
I will be the one that's gonna guide you
My love is
A burning, consuming fire

[Chorus x2]

Whispers in the dark [x3]
Song title: Forgiven
Band name: Skillet
Album title: Awake
Genre: Christian rock, Christian metal, alternative rock, hard rock
Wikipedia link for the band: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skillet_%28band%29
Lyrics:

[V1]
Forgive me now cause I
Have been unfaithful
Don't ask me why cause I don't know

So many times I've tried
But was unable
But this heart belongs to you alone

[Chorus:]
Now I'm in our secret place
Alone in your embrace
Where all my wrongs have been erased
You have forgiven
All the promises and lies
All the times I compromise
All the times you were denied
You have forgiven

[V2]
Forgive me I'm ashamed
I've loved another
I can't explain cause I don't know
No one can take your place
And there is no other
Forever yours and yours alone

[Chorus]

[Bridge]
Take me to our secret place
(We'll leave the world away)
I get down on my knees
Feel your love wash over me
There will never be another
You're the only one forever
And you know I'm yours alone

[Chorus]
Song title: A Dead Heavy Day
Band name: Poisonblack
Album title: A Dead Heavy Day
Genre: Heavy metal, gothic metal (early)
Wikipedia link for the band: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisonblack
Lyrics:

When two becomes one
Life pulls a gun
Many turns to none
Devotion and sharing
Loving and caring
Then it all disappears

It holds onto our fears
And we just want to disappear
Hold our breath right here united in our misery
Torn in the claws of fear
End it all right here inside our bitter agony

When there's nothing there
That we can bear
Just lay beside me here
Indifference prevailing
We fell and we gave in
As it all disappeared

It holds onto our fears
And we just want to disappear
Hold our breath right here united in our misery
Torn in the claws of fear
End it all right here inside our bitter agony
Song title: Sun Shines Black
Band name: Poisonblack
Album title: Of Rust And Bones
Genre: Heavy metal, gothic metal (early)
Wikipedia link for the band: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisonblack
Lyrics:

Hope is gone... ashes in the wind
All that was is buried in filth
The shadows grow deeper with each passing hour
The taste of life has turned too sour

I am but ghost in time - time unforgiving
I am the failed design - without a meaning

Can't recall those days of old
Some were stolen, some were sold
They won't ever come back
Pages turned, time after time
Bridges burned and left behind
But my sun still shines black

The rust is spreading, eating the bones
The spirit is lame... the head explodes
Song title: A Good Day for the Crows
Band name: Poisonblack
Album title: Drive
Genre: Heavy metal, gothic metal (early)
Wikipedia link for the band: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisonblack
Lyrics:

I fill the chamber bullet by bullet
Hoping this time it won't jam
To play a round of the northern roulette
and leave this world with a bang
Just on squeeze and all will cease
One for the gun to drown the last line of defense
I'm ready for hell

I'm so sick of it all
With a vengeance I have hated
I hear them crows call
For the death black wings I've waited
To come and peck the flesh off of my bones

I oil the rope to be sure the knot slides
Tie down the other end tight
Stand on a chair and close my eyes
Knowing this it's alright
A step.. just one and all is done
One for the rope to drown the last line of defense
I'm ready for hell

I'm so sick of it all
With a vengeance I have hated
I hear them crows call
For the death black wings I've waited
They're hovering close
-Oh so close
They've come to drag me down to the unknown
Let them peck the flesh off of my bones

I'm so sick of it all
With a vengeance I have hated
I hear them crows call
For the death black wings I've waited
They're hovering close
- Oh so close
They've come to drag me down to the unknown
They're close.. oh so close
Won't need no coroner to tag my toe
Let them peck the flesh off of my bones
Song title: From Now-here to Nowhere
Band name: Poisonblack
Album title: Drive
Genre: Heavy metal, gothic metal (early)
Wikipedia link for the band: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisonblack
Lyrics:

This is where it ends
I can't have the years wasted back
Re-invent something I've lost how to feel

The table is set for three
Indifference, you and me
and we sit there in silence
Don't care to speak
It's not temporary
It's our cemetery
And we are carved in stone

From now-here to nowhere
Oblivion approaches
I've said my piece.. want nothing from you
From bitter to worse
Oh so revengefully yours
We've done our time - Just let us go

This is where it ends
I'm getting the hell out of here
Leaving nothing behind - It was never real

The hole is dug for three
Suffering, you and me
and we lay there in silence
No need to speak
It's finally here - No anguish, no fear
And we are free at last

From now-here to nowhere
Oblivion approaches
I've said my piece.. want nothing from you
I love you
I hate you
I'll sing when you're dead
I loathe you
I need you
I'll scream and regret

From now-here to nowhere
Oblivion approaches
I've said my piece.. want nothing from you
From bitter to worse
Oh so revengefully yours
We've done our time - Just let us go
Song title: Scars
Band name: Poisonblack
Album title: Drive
Genre: Heavy metal, gothic metal (early)
Wikipedia link for the band: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisonblack
Lyrics:

Down this road again and it feels like beneath
the dust of time
Down this road once again and it seems this will be until
the end of my time

Oh how I wish you were here
to make the sighs of despair disappear
Oh how I wish you could see
in spite of it all what you mean to me

Along this road once again
still it seems like it leads nowhere but away
Along this road once again
still it seems that it has been always this way

Oh how I wish you were here
to make the sighs of despair disappear
Oh how I wish you could see
in spite of it all what you mean to me

Scars are made to remind

Oh how I wish you were here
to make the sighs of despair disappear
Oh how I wish you could see
in spite of it all what you mean to me

And oh how these years have been long
while humming the notes of the dead man's song
Oh how I wish they would fade
all of them wounds I know it's too late

Scars are made to remind
Song title: Pull The Trigger
Band name: Poisonblack
Album title: Lyijy
Genre: Heavy metal, gothic metal (early)
Wikipedia link for the band: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisonblack
Lyrics:

Suffering ends, no matter what you do
There's no escape, soon it will be through
Payback will come, consequence is sealed
It won't expire no, it won't yield

Don't you try and repent, don't you dare to deceive
Cause not a single word they will believe

Everyone waits for you to pull the trigger
Everyone's cheering for you
The shit you drown yourself in is getting thicker, don't let them down
They're counting on you

Licked them clean, the bones they threw
Laughed through the tears while playing the fool
My friend you're gone, you're in too deep
Your sad existence is now, is theirs to keep, yeah

Keep bullshitting them, yourself you can't anymore
You know how it ends, you know the score

Everyone waits for you to pull the trigger
Everyone's cheering for you
The shit you drown yourself in is getting thicker, don't let them down
They're counting on you

Different day, shit stays the same, face against the floor
Keep on dreaming through the shame, behind closed doors

Everyone waits for you to pull the trigger
Everyone's cheering for you
The shit you drown yourself in is getting thicker, don't let them down
They're counting on you

Everyone waits for you to pull the trigger
Everyone's cheering for you yeah
The shit you drown yourself in is getting thicker, don't let them down
They're counting on you
Song title: Where Does It Go?
Band name: Headstones
Album title: Picture Of Health
Genre: Hard rock, alternative rock
Wikipedia link for the band: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisonblack
Lyrics:

If you let me go tonight, give me something I can use
And if you let me go tonight, tomorrow I'll be back just as good as new
You can never trust the rhythm
You can never hear the time
But what would you say when you were with them
Another conversation that you couldn't climb

Where does it go when it's gone and how does it end
The faces are lost scattered in the wind

Another climb lined with deterrents
Hold ourselves against it while everything around us burns
Is the dye cast in the cradle

It does what it wants
It is what it invents
That's how it operates until it stands again
It does what it wants
It is what it intends
That's how it operates until it stands again

Another line I whispered well
Meant little to me then and less to me now
Ear to the tracks the strain is in the rails
I'm not going to posting the full lyrics to this song, for reasons you might deduce to be obvious (I will link to it if you are curious though). But I am bringing it up for its unintentional hilarity, well, a few lines in particular at least.

Song title: CRUSH THE LIES! (no it's not written in caps with an exclamation point but I thought it'd be fitting)
Band name: Aryan Terrorism (oh boy, here we go...)
Album title: War
Genre: Black metal
Metal archives link for the band (only Wikipedia page I found was in Portuguese and two sentences long): http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Aryan_Terrorism/7865

It's a song about black metal bands who have "sold out" to the homosexual Jewish conspiracy or whatever this nutty little ditty is about. A few gems:

"what a painted mug?
these are the businessmen from Marduk.
panzer division Marduk?
Huh! Motherfuckers division Marduk!"

Motherfuckers Division Marduk - that burn must have hit the band deep.

"Ihsahn – bald-headed freak from “mystic” Emperor.
Where were all your mystics sold out?
or has it been exchanged for Israel’s citizenship,
were the money all you want?"

They say money doesn't grow on trees but the state of Israel has proven this to be false, for once you become a citizen you get your very own shekel tree, a tree native only to this region, and are set for the rest of your life. Aryan Terrorism's side hobby as studious botanists has proven fruitful in providing insightful lyrics for their musical endeavors

"Death to posers! Continue to fight them! Crush the lies!
Don’t let them fool you.
ONLY TRUE BLACK METAL WAR!

SIEG UND KRIEG!
SIEG UND KRIEG!
SIEG UND KRIEG!
SIEG UND KRIEG!

Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the fucking lies!"

'K. The band is from Ukraine btw.
Here's more insane, though decidedly less racist, lyricism from the Japanese band Barbatos. You'll all get a two-fer for this round! WARNING, extreme vulgarity and extremely bad English awaits

Song titles: Rocking Metal Motherfucker AND Dick Is Fucking Big
Band name: Barbatos
Album title: Rocking Metal Motherfucker (but what else could it be?)
Genre: Blackened thrash metal
Metal archives link for the band (not even a two-word Wikipedia entry written in Dalmatian could be found for this one): http://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Barbatos/Rocking_Metal_Motherfucker/31683 (I'm linking straight to the album because, I mean, just look at the song titles, and read the rest of the lyrics for yourself. This is only a taste of what you're gonna get from this band)

Lyrics for "Rocking Metal Motherfucker":

"We're rocking metal motherfucker
We don't like change underwear
We don't like to wash our hair
Waiting to go out on tour

We're rocking metal motherfucker
We don't give a fuck

I never have to work
We're playing sexual metal
I stay at home and masturbate
I fucking need a porno mag"

Yukio Mishima would be proud. Anyway on to the next song:

Lyrics for "Dick Is Fucking Big":

"Dick is fucking big
Pussy is fucking tight
Anal fuck is waiting
Big dick's might

Dick is fucking big
Fuck off shaving pussy

Put it in bitch mouth
It will makes you to ill
Sexual metal holocaust will
Crush poser gay!

Dick is fucking big
Fuck off shaving pussy

I will please entry anus
Oh my god! Give me spicy pussy
Pussy is good smell
Shit is bad smell

Dick is fucking big
Fuck off shaving pussy"

I am speechless. This will have to make do.
Post edited December 27, 2014 by cannard