Not exactly how I would advertise a computer game, but hey! All I got is a tiny balcony.

So… important sales question: Can we pet that kitty?

Next up, bathroom simulator.

So instead of Dawn of War..... we get this? Your numbers are going to be low this quarter GoG if you don't step up the releases.

Mint is a clever plant, based on a windowsill it grows a brunch down to the sink to drink! That qualified as a garden : ) In a garden sweetcorn is cool so you can have two cobs every day for a month and plant your tomatoes early in a greenhouse, you can use a growing tent over winter if you are hyped for fresh salad and chili peppers or strawberries maybe... I haven`t covered my neck this year and it's red... and I was in a town, saw several girls with skin so pale like they never left a house before...and I said Nah...my woman will help me on a farm she can play golf or any games... A chav life in a garden...west side of the east coast... the wind is lovely here ^

This is David the Gnome. <3
The character's design brings back great memories...
To the wishlist, thanks to the developer, publisher and GOG.

In case Garden Flipper wasn't enough for you, here's something entirely focused on lawn decor.

Can't help but give the Gnome a thumb up in response.

Will there be a DLC where you get to shoot the gnomes with a slingshot?

I was going to wishlist this because there's a cat just being a cat and going about his cat business, doing his own cat thing, but exactly why does what appears to a single-player gardening and landscaping simulator require a Broadband Internet connection?

To keep you close to your inner cat(ness) everywhere and anywhere you go, of course. Besides, everyone knows there's no such thing as lack of the internet connection in this day and age so it doesn't matter anyway. It is known.

Perhaps you can connect to an in-app online-store to purchase a set of custom skinned cat armor using garden points?

I'm sure Alan Titchmarsh will be so happy about this game's release.

Does anyone know how this compares to House Flipper and it's DLCs?