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Embark on a fun-filled adventure in a ‘90s-inspired platformer. Adventures of Chris game is now available DRM-free on GOG.COM with a 15% discount lasting until 15th October 2020, 5 PM UTC! Help an underdog kid with wacky superpowers battle bizarre villains on 9 unique locations. Unlock and customize special moves and spells and save the world!

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RedRagan: I wonder if there's inflation fetish involved in the making of this video game. Because a fetish + underage child = huge warning sign.
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Seb7: For Chrissake, have you got any children ?
That's why we need FBI involved sometimes. We don't want repeat of what currently Netflix did.
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Seb7: For Chrissake, have you got any children ?
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RedRagan: That's why we need FBI involved sometimes. We don't want repeat of what currently Netflix did.
Facepalm. I will stick to MI5 than :D Good Luck!
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RedRagan: Since you mention it, I wonder if there's inflation fetish involved in the making of this video game.
Watch a couple of gameplay trailers until you find the death animation when Chris dies while being inflated.

That will answer your question.
I am pretty sure we are advertising this game that way, but why not, this just became interesting :D

Do you know these other platformers?
https://www.gog.com/games?search=Platformer&page=1&sort=popularity

e.g.
https://www.gog.com/game/gex
tend to accidentally lost his life, and I`m sorry to say it, but after this happened you were in need to start again with one life less.
Is there a fetish of long tongue in this game or maybe a desire to become a reptile? :D This is so funny :D

How about a https://www.gog.com/game/earthworm_jim_1_2
another crazy platformer, this time for 7 years old and he is worm from Earth using his body as a lasso
is there a long neck fetish that way ?

and https://www.gog.com/game/shantae_and_the_pirates_curse
now this is serious, she tend to crawl and whip with her hair and the game is for 12 years olds :D

Oh no! and https://www.gog.com/game/jazz_jackrabbit_2_collection
He is finding posters threatening his life! Is there a bunny ears and death fetish in this game?

How about https://www.gog.com/game/prehistorik_12 ?
Is there a smashing fetish ? :D
It does not even have Pegi rating, was it left to parents to decide? (Game is from 91` and Pegi is from 2003)

Oh no! https://www.gog.com/game/cuphead : )
and a https://www.gog.com/game/rayman_2_the_great_escape : )
both PEGI3 just look at the animations, it would terrify an experienced adult not just a kid right? Wrong! :D

and I am not even starting with film, music, videos, books or comics, and especially tv adds :D

You know what it is? A wicked adult thinking. Nothing to do with children`s world, ask active parents, nanny and childminders.
Kids doing crazy stuff all the time, of course, if you sacrifice some time to spend with them and observe.
Once you start observing kids, and what they do with food, hands, each other, toys etc. you will find out
that you are either not fit to care for kids or need to change your way of thinking.

I do play games, I do have children. And I haven`t forgot how it is to be a child. It`s crazy and challenging.

`m fieri
Post edited October 10, 2020 by user deleted
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RedRagan: So a game about Gabe Newell's childhood?
=)))))))))
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RedRagan: Since you mention it, I wonder if there's inflation fetish involved in the making of this video game.
I had no idea that's even a thing. Might explain a lot of what my government is doing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-3UPw82MEY

Sorry devs , no voices = no buy for me .
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Hollyhock: Poor Chris went from being picked on by some school kids to being picked on by some game designers.

Turning into a spheric balloon with superpowers? Becoming friends with inflatable creatures? I'm afraid this game is trying so hard to help people with insecurities about their bodies, that it might have involuntarily ventured into parody.
My problem with this game is partly this but it's more developers nowadays think they can mine retro video gaming without putting any thought or originality into the design. Regardless of whether you liked Earthworm Jim, Zool, Boogerman etc those games have an identity, something that separates them from each other.

This game feels like it's targeting nostalgia and style without understanding the game needs its own identity.
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RedRagan: Since you mention it, I wonder if there's inflation fetish involved in the making of this video game.
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Breja: I had no idea that's even a thing. Might explain a lot of what my government is doing.
What happened in Poland? Spill the tea bruh, it's Sunday here and I'm really bored right now.