^ He has done it all and has the wisdom that only comes with mistakes made along the way.

He goes to a certified therapeutic center and has a middle-aged man to massage him; he doesn't trust his body at cute young girl practicioners', diploma-less hands!

^ Shares his house and food with stray doggos and cats.

Is one of our forum's saints, hosting regular giveaways and always giving out way too many and quite precious, goods! He even presented me with gifts, at very difficult times that the world momentarily overpowered my shoulders; shoulders weighting their entire malice&injustice, trying to lift it all up like Uranus.

^ He is appropriately appreciative of magnanimous members.

Is an elite member of a wizards guild...

^ More than just one lovely bird down at his local pub rather fancy him.

fancies some birds at his local inn and wooes them with his charm and winter birdseeds.

^ Has an admirable mastery in the field of hand-to-hand combat.

May have hair...

^ He is clean shaven and his sartorial choices are impeccable.

Knows only proffessionals and connoisseurs; always connects with the "correct" peeps.

^ He is generous and donates both his own time and funds to worthy charities.

Does not stumble at the end of the road

knows which side to pick