But there's like 3 billion of them. Have you tried going outside?

.... Oh my god, pirate legos are still a thing!? I want some too!

My wife proclaimed that she prefers Star Trek to Star Wars today, which left me with a strange feeling of pride. I'm not a dad tho, so it could not have been a gift.

Where I live? I'll get eaten by a bear.

Or hugged. Hugged by a bear. Maybe the bear would get you some legos.
If you're that far away from civilization, you really can't be all that picky, can you.

When she goes to sleep lay those sharp little fuckers all around the floor on her side of the bed...bet she wont buy you lego any more :)

Wait, wait... I got one.

Pirate? Maybe you should ask her to get you the legit version instead!

Get it? "Pirate". Ha ha ha... ha ha?

Shes a keeper. My first lego set was also a pirate one back in the early nineties.

Also here is a good test on any prospective spouse.:

Ask your wife/girlfriend what they would do if you died.

If she says that she would go find the 7 Dragon Balls then marry her.

Congratulations, she sounds like a keeper ;) No seriously how wonderful of her to 1) hear, log and act on a precious memory of yours and 2) to really indulge in the spirit of the day no matter how silly the request. Make sure to spoil her in turn! ;)

Lego pirate cave? Boring!

Lego Star Destroyer. Now we are talking!

And this is the answer. :P

Its not "legos"! That's not how you say it!!! Lego is the brand name! You can say "Lego bricks", but not "Legos"!! Lego is plural! You can say "a pile of Lego"!
:)
But congratulations on getting Lego. Nobody buys it for me anymore. They think I have too much. I only have ~5000 bricks…

Eh. If she's female: better than nothing, huh?

That is a joke I would tell. You should be ashamed. :P

Haha, that was my first thought. Started building a bit ago... cautiously.

I grabbed what I found of my LEGO from mom's cellar a couple months ago, though the only parts there were some of the parts for the "Giant Truck" of the Model Team sets and most, if not all, of the 9V electrified rail I had for my train (including transformer, and extra tracks).

There is no such thing as too much, if you can't fit it in your house, you obviously use the bricks to build a new house to store the bricks in.

Dad might have a huge plastic (trash) bag of bricks, most of which mine but got "inherited" by my brother and then my youngest sister, but it's possible they have gotten rid of it (whenever I mention to my dad that I would like to have it, he sounds rather disgusted that I'm stuck to the past and tells me I need to move on to adult things (like what? doing taxes for fun? no, thank you, I have a job and my own place, isn't that enough?), and doesn't tell me where it is).