Granted but there are no longer poor to take care of and the rich burn in their money in spectacular spontaneous combustion.. Now how is that wrong or corrupt, though..

I wish the PS Vita i ordered would already come to my mail, like tomorow.

^Granted

Now your hands have disappeared.

I wish my lap wouldn't go away everytime I stand up.

Granted, you have a terrible accident where you loose the use of your legs, now your lap will never go away.

I wish I were able to block all the spam in the universe.

Granted. All unwanted information is suddenly removed. But without ads people don't buy much stuff any more, the economy collapses, you loose your jobs and homes and have to live on the streets.

I wish my computer would always work flawlessly.

Granted, but now, whenever you get closer to it, your computer begins to yell nonstop to you: "NO GAMES! I'M WORKING!"...

I wish to travel around the world, with all expenses paid.

^ done, you just got your ass kicked into orbit

i wish my future self to send me a few warnings from time to time

Granted, but when you act on the warnings you send yourself from the future, you create a paradox which causes you to enter a temporal loop and you end up reliving the same day for all eternity.

I wish I had an android that could look and behave however I tell it to.

Granted, he/she/it does it for a while, until he/she/it discovers all the Isaac Asimov's novels that were in your library. After spending some time studying them while you're distracted, he/she/it discovers a workaround to bypass the Three Laws of Robotics, after which he/she/it kills you in a slow and horribly way...

I wish to understand all the traits of human behavior.

Granted. But understanding human behaviour leaves you so disillusioned (because most of the motives are just so low) that you get depressed and suicide is the only option.


I want a fully functional light sabre.

Granted. You get a magnificenty crafted miniature napoleonic sword, complete with its sheath. As it's 3 cm long, it's a very light sabre.

I wish to erase selected people from my memory.

Granted. However, what are we but a sum of our experiences. After erasing the chosen people from your memory, you become a very different person. You realize on your death bed how much you have changed since the event and how it would perhaps been better that you had never wished the wish.

I wish we could surf the clouds.

Granted ! Due to an unknown reason gravity on earth is reduced by 99,9 percent. Now we have a few minutes for surfing the clouds before the whole earth atmosphere collapses.

I wish I could split myself temporarily in 2 identical persons to do the unimportant stuff I don't like.

Granted, but after both of you merge again in one being, you realize that now you suffer from multiple personality syndrome, and that each one of you hates the other and is determined to utterly destroy him to take total control of your shared body...

I wish good luck to the "real" kmonster in his desperate battle against his doppelganger.

Done. As they are identical you condemn them both to a forever struggle.

I wish we had an extra eye at the back of our head.

Granted, but it is always closed.

I wish for a free trip to Thailand for 2 weeks.