Granted, exams were very easy and you proved yourself to be at the top of your field: blacksmithing.

I wish everyone could just be happy with their present situation, and all that prevents this would disappear and become null.

Granted, but it's because of mind control drugs with permanent effects on genes, released by an Illuminati secret group, all over the world. The long-term result is that humanity is left stagnant, without a chance of advancing anymore, for ever and ever...

I wish for a red sky.

Granted. You're instantly teleported to a planet where the sky is red. Too bad you can't breath in its atmosphere.

I wish I was 20 years younger.

granted,but now you age 1 year every hour
I wish to have UNLIMITED POWAH!!!

Granted you now have unlimited power, but with great power comes great responsability. That leads to your dead in the ultimate marvel universe. Rest in peace Peter.

I wish I to eat the best pizza in the known universe.

Granted, but unfortunately you choked on it and were unable to be resuscitated.

I wish . . . for more wishes.

Granted but now it is your turn to grant wishes to other people instead of making them for yourself.

I wish koima57 had read the word SOON in my wish from Post 866 and granted it accordingly.

Granted, but he did so in a parallel universe, therefore you'll must wait until Steam Winter sales 2015 in THIS universe, anyways...

I wish GOG to succeed in bringing all the good old LucasArts' titles here.

Granted, but all other games disappear from GOG

I wish that all DRM cease to exist.

Granted, but a collateral effect is that each developer, publisher, or people related in any way with DRM (even slightly) in the gaming industry disappear too. The family and friends of those people know who you're the responsible... and they're angry... and have firearms... and knives... and axes...

I wish all the companies to be so considered and friendly as GOG with their respective customers.

Granted! But since every company became as GOG, there was no point in many companies anymore. So they formed one big alliance called:

GLOBAL GAMING

... any many industries have switched to machines instead of real people. Because, now everyone could afford games, so everyone preferred to play, doing their jobs as little as possible. This allowed better financial funds. Games became better and better, allowing new better gaming experience. Real life achievements didn't matter anymore... And at some point, machines became self aware and raised against us. Humanity had to embrace a new world reality:
The matrix.

I wish never miss my clock alarm in the morning.

Granted. Now a tiny, but very powerful, clock alarm has been surgically implanted in your ear, next to the eardrum, using brain electrochemical activity as its source of power. Sadly, due to a defective component in the device, the alarm is set to play each and every hour, day and night. And worse, the previous surgery prevents any attempt at removal of the device without severe brain damage....

I wish to have excellent physical shape, effortlessly. ;)

Granted but the price is your skeletal structure turning you into a pile of flesh and organs

I wish I werent bored

Granted. You are now on the run, pursued by every monster imaginable. You will never again be bored (but you'll be very, very dead if you stop running...)


I wish that the boring parts of my work complete themselves.

Granted.

You have now become extraneous, and will be fired.

I wish my wifey would stop yelling at me.