Granted, know they are cristal clear when they say who are they signing. This means that Gog competitors will be able to break all of the deals before they even make it oficial, this will ruin Gog, in the end they'll go bankrupt.

I wish that the new Superman movie won't suck.

Granted...but it will be the original Superman with Christopher Reeve only digitally remastered and marketed as a new movie by George Lucas.

Staying on the same topic, I wish Star Wars episodes I, II, III never existed.

At least we got to see hayden christensen cook like bacon in revenge of the sith

Granted, but as you say, they NEVER existed, even in concept. So, if the episodes I, II & III NEVER existed even in the mind of the writers of the original novellas, neither existed episodes IV, V & VI.

I wish my internet connection doesn't drop whenever it rains :(

Granted but not it drops when it doesn't rain
I wish On Her Majesty's Secret Service had Connery and not Lazenby

Granted - It does - But now they let Connery go after one movie and we are stuck with Lazenby on all the other Connery Films (Thanks)

I wish the North East the best of luck.

Granted but they can't depend on luck alone. Its about how prepared they are and the precautions they all take to be safe.

I wish politics in this country was truly a goverment of the people, by the people and for the people as the constitution states and not the corrupt mess that it is.

Granted, but those people will turn out to be twice as much of a corrupt mess!

I wish for a broadsword.

Granted, but is a fake one.

I want to know if really exists a secret chamber under the Great Sphinx of Giza.

Granted, after careful study, you found its location. You descend to its depths to unveil its ancient secrets. Unfortunately, you haven't enough experience and activate a trap, which leaves you locked inside. Hopefully you'll find a way out before the thirst and exhaustion kill you...

I wish THAT scammer guy suffers from horrible heartburns for as long as continue to practice his deceptions.

The scammer will never cease his deceptions until he dies.
Anyways, Granted... but then again it's an epidemic and everybody, including you, is suffering from horrible heartburns...

I wish for the world to be a better place :-).

Granted, all humans leaved the planet.

I wish to befriend a chinese dragon.

Granted, but he wants you two to be "more than friends"...

I wish people to make more love and less war.

Granted but the world became stupidly overpopulated centuries ago, many species became extinct due to too many humans and now the human population is dying out in huge numbers due to starvation. Also, technology never progressed past a certain level as there were no wars to worry about so there was no (misguided?) motivation to constantly improve. GOG has never existed, no internet, no thread topic called "Let's play corrupt a wish!".

I wish scientists are able to discover the secrets of the universe in my lifetime, even if I die soon after hearing it.

Granted, but an early secret of the universe they learn is that it's easily possible to destroy the universe. So you, the human race, and the whole universe die just a few days after, when a evil scientist find a way to put it into practice...

I wish to be warmer in winter and cooler in summer.