Granted, but publishers are only willing to publish the game if you add DRM that makes the game unplayable for nearly all legitimate purchases.

I wish that sleep sort would become the most popular sorting algorithm.
https://rosettacode.org/wiki/Sorting_algorithms/Sleep_sort

Wish granted, but said algorith is useful only while dreams last, during sleep.

I wish my precious star to find somebody caring for it, as much as i do.

Granted, your star finds a scientist who is studying said star with a telescope. Of course, the star has no way of knowing that said scientist is studying it, particularly since there exists a reference frame in which ste scientist is alive but the star is not.

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I wish that Jeff Bezos donated all this money to charity.

Wish granted. There is now an orphanage on the moon.

I wish the World would sing in harmony.

Granted, but the harmony is of the style of avant-garde composers, and as a result, is rather dissonant and strange sounding. Also, there's some aleatoric stuff in there, so you don't even get everyone singing together.

I wish that Larian would remake Baldur's Gate 1 and 2, and that Beamdog would make Baldur's Gate 3.

Wish granted. Larian REmakes Baldur's Gate 1, 2, 3, to "fix" it after Beamdog's violations and sacrilige.

I wish i had lied and acted, going against my code of honor, few months ago; this way, i wouldn't have lost.

The wish granter decides that you were lying when you made the wish, ahd therefore casts a spell on you that makes it no longer possible to like, under any circumstances.

However, this spell often makes you sometimes unable to communicate at al.

I wish for remakes of the entire Baldur's Gate trilogy with turn-based combat and a ruleset that is completely different from every version of the (A)D&D rules.

Wish granted. I used the Baldur's Gate definition of turn-based combat though(real-time with "pause"), so I hope you really enjoy Baldurs Gate 1/2/3 PACMAN'S VENGEANCE edition.

I wish that the Moon had Mars gravity and that in return Mars had the Moon's gravity.

Granted, but as a result the solar system's gravity is now out of whack, resulting in the earth becoming uninhabitable.

I wish for GOG to get the game Dark Sun Online: Crimson Sands

Wrong wish
Granted but it gets removed again before you can purchase it.

I wish for remote control that could mute people in real life.

Granted, but it mutes you rather than other people.

I wish for an RPG set in the same universe as Baldur's Gate, but whose game rules and mechanics are not similar to any version of (A)D&D.

Wish granted, the new Baldoor's Gayte incorporates Vampire the Masquerade 2's rules!

I wish the 3d war starts soon.

Granted, but it ends as soon as it starts, and is then immediately followed by a four dimensional war.

I wish to be able to make one incorruptable wish.

Wish granted, but someone in the Ministry of Wishes made a typo and you are now the proud owner of one non-rotting salmon.

I wish for a star to wish upon.